#thefuxedos

[vampiric-plays-games]

My autographed photo from Danny Shorago (Hancock in Fallout 4) arrived this past week! I love it!

[rileyomalley]

thefuxedos started following you

Oh hi baaaaaby! -finger guns-

[esuerc]

My best fighting tactic is falling on the floor and crying... while taking occasional sips of my coffee

[marinaomi]

Punk as fuck. #trumpfuckstheworld #thefuxedos #fucktrump

[esuerc]

I blushu. @w@

[jettajimm]

Happy Birthday @RyanBrownDrums! 🎂🎈🎁🎊🎉 Have a rockin' one! 🎼 #RyanBrown #DweezilZappa #Keram #TheFuxedos #TheYoungRoyals #BlackBeltKarate #EvansDrumheads #ProMarkSticks #SabianCymbals #DWDrums, #HumesandBergCases #PictureWithinAPictureWithinAPicture #Inception #Lumix #Gx7 https://www.instagram.com/p/CBpbvB_gOyR/?igshid=vtz6n084r47w

[jettajimm]

Happy Birthday @RyanBrownDrums! 🎂🎈🎁🎊🎉 Have a rockin' one! 🎼 #RyanBrown #DweezilZappa #Keram #TheFuxedos #TheYoungRoyals #BlackBeltKarate #EvansDrumheads #ProMarkSticks #SabianCymbals #DWDrums, #HumesandBergCases #Lumix #Gx7 https://www.instagram.com/p/By3qAbKASZC/?igshid=1fj2u7zr8vhwq

[sini-sterility]

Completely innocent naive Fallout 4 fan: Hey look guys! Danny Shorago is on tumblr! Ha ha, how cool is that?!

Literally every Hancock Fangirl and Hancock oriented blog:*shrieking* DELETE YOUR BLOGS, BEFORE HE SEES WHAT WE'VE DONE! FOR GODS SAKES, HIDE YOURSELVES AND YOUR GRAPHIC SMUT! YOU THERE, WITH THE CRINGE-WORTHY DAD!HANCOCK FANART AND FANFICTION; CHANGE YOUR NAME, MOVE TO ALBEQUERQUE, AND DESTROY THE EVIDENCE! THAT PERSON OVER THERE, THAT MADE THIS EXCEEDINGLY LONG, DETAILED LIST OF WHAT YOU'VE HEADCANONNED HANCOCK'S KINKS AS IN THE FORM OF FICLETS ABOUT LITERALLY EVERY KINK EXCEPT FOR BATHROOM STUFF AND VOMIT, EXPLAINING WHAT *EXACTLY* HE WOULD DO TO YOUR OC; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,COMMIT SEPPUKU SO YOU CAN AT LEAST DIE WITH HONOR, BEFORE HE FINDS IT! WE MUST SHIELD HIS INNOCENT EYES!

Danny Shorago, probably: I'm going to find every single one of these on purpose and frame them on my living-room walls.