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All Was Well
Having just finished Deathly Hallows there are two things you must know: 1. I am emotionally fucked right now. Doesn't matter how long it's been since it ended. It fucks me up every time. 2. The final Heavenly Commentary will be up tomorrow. It's a long one (that's what she said)
A Dark World
There's a moment in the first chapter of Deathly Hallows when Snape says they can't get to Harry unless the Ministry has fallen in a week. And it seems like such a random throwaway comment...until Voldemort turns and asks if it will fall in a week. In that moment you realise just how dark the world has become.
In 7 books, this is the closest to a dirty joke we got. JKR keeping it classy.
Idiot
C: Cormac Mclaggen, Keeper.
H: You didn't try out last year did you?
C: I was in the hospital when they held the trials. Ate a pound of Doxy eggs for a bet.
H: Well aren't you just a fucking idiot.
Scienced
Whenever you hear someone use the phrase "eurgh, that bitch", there is a 99% chance that they are talking about either Romilda Vane or Cormac Mclaggen.
Crazy Talk
It took six books for Harry Potter to be right about something and no one believed him. It's like Cassandra and Troy all over again...
Manners
Harry: Professor, why couldn't we just Apparate directly into your old colleague's house?
Albus: Because it would be quite as rude a kicking down the front door. He could be disposing of a body. Or pleasuring himself whilst hanging from the ceiling.
Harry: ...Who the hell are we going to see?!?
This was the closest Dumbledore ever was to telling Harry about his sister.
