#thehawkeyedbarton

[chasingashadow-blog]

" Go get a life."

“Take your own advice.”

[theycallmescarletwitch]

thehawkeyedbarton

clxntonbartxn

I should draw something new soon, but for now, agent Barton for you <3

[theycallmescarletwitch]

[text]:I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text] …

[text] Where are you and how much did you drink? 

[theycallmescarletwitch]

When a Goddess Gets Bored | Eris!AU

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Eris was bathing, watching humans’ fortunes in the bubbles when one of them caught her eye. She let the bubble grow a bit and rest on her fingertip. “And who do we have here?” She asked sweetly, looking inside and watching a blonde-haired archer. “A hero? Well that’s interesting,” she hummed, her hair flowing in the air as if it was alive even there was no wind there. She was watching him with a smirk playing on her lips. He was good, but he wasn’t boring good. There was some interesting duality in him. A certain edge that made her intrigued. She was bored out of her mind and she decided to mess with him a little. She blew some air into the bubble making his arrow miss its mark and watching his confusion with pure delight. 

She had been messing with him like that for about a week now, making small things go wrong, making his frustration grow when she decided to come down on Earth. He was on a lonely mission in the mountains, staying in a small cottage. She grinned, watching him him in a glass of water. “Let’s add some ice,” she purred, tracing her finger against the glass and sending down a blizzard. When the weather became bad enough she teleported herself down, taking a human form. But alike all the other gods, she couldn’t change the true nature of her eyes. Her irises were red and her pupils were catlike and if one looked deep enough, they could see the universe inside. She stayed in the woods and created light that would certainly catch his attention and waited, hidden in the shadows. He was well trained, he would follow to check what it was.

[theycallmescarletwitch]

"Good news we like Magpie. He can stay for a bit" Pietro wooshed to the couch and turned on the TV. "He's so sassy, I can see why you like him. I could do without the constant quipping though"

“Seriously? Magpie? That’s his new nickname now?” Wanda asked crooking her eyebrow and jumped on the couch beside her brother and rested her head on his chest. “Good. I want him to stay for a bit too.” 

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[miraclespeedster]

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With a woosh Pietro grabbed one of Clint’s arrow from it’s case as the archer practiced all alone in the shooting range. “So you’re the man who’s been canoodling my sister” he spoke and wooshed to Clint’s other side sizing him up. “Uh-huh. Interesting. Hey what does that do?” he wooshed again grabbing a funny looking arrow. 

“Relax man-- don’t be so tense” he poked Clint’s side gently with the arrow and left it back were it belonged. “Unless if you’re an asshole and hurting my sister then you ought to be shitting yourself right now. But nah- you;re not that kind of guy are ya” he mused at the speed of a passing bullet without even taking a breath.

“You’re one of the good ones, right? You gonna treat Wanda with the respect she deserves” he patted Clint’s back and wooshed back to his other side. “Hey-show me how to use one of these.” he gestured to his bow.

[the-slavic-shadow]

"You look like you need a hug."

“Probably...Might need a drink as well. But one step at a time I suppose.”

[theycallmescarletwitch]

"It's just allergies."

“Maybe, but you still don’t look very good. Sleep a little?”