#theheraldofunicron

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"Nebulous, my dear, have you seen the children? I cant find them anywhere." - Osiris

Just as Osiris finishes his sentence, his pede is tackled by a small noodle baby, who’s roaring like an oh so scary monster. It’s Venus, the first sparkling Nebulous had ever introduced him to.

Wrapping her arms and tendrils around him, Loud giggles erupt from the teeny tiny sparkling, “D̵i̶d̵ ̷I̸ ̵s̶c̸a̸r̴e̴ ̴y̸o̸u̷,̷ ̷S̶i̸r̶e̶?” As always, she still speaks in Nebulous’s language, not yet having the capability to speak Unicronian.

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How many partners do you have? It seems like you're never single.

“What can I say? I just... Collect husbands. Though it’s not like I have that many.”

“There’s Osiris, Ironhide, Pascal, Megatron and Radar. But I would say Radar is more of a debatable option, he’s seen my valve enough times for me to consider him a partner at this point.”

“There are others, but I wouldn’t call them partners yet.”

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“Where is my big titty goth wife when I need her?”

“I require hiding in her titty.”

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🌹

mutuals send me a “🌹” and i’ll give you a compliment!

{Ash you wonderful little bean. There’s so many things I can say about you and it’s so hard for me to put into words, but I’m gonna straight up blast you right here in this fucking chili’s.

You’re the reason I even have this fucking rp blog, you’re the reason I still draw and make stupid content of our babies. You’re the one who introduced me to transformers and it’s your fault I have this stupid obsession with Overlord and Tarn, you lil shit. 

You know I had such a shitty first experience with rp, but you made me enjoy it again. You have no idea how much you helped me to get past my trauma and get back into something I enjoy. After what I went through I wanted to throw rp and art away, leave everything in the past. But you really showed me the fun in it and that what happened couldn’t fuck it up for me, that I could still do it and make it mine again.

We went to prom together, we GRADUATED together, you held my hand and guided me through so much shit even though I wanted to give up.

You’re my BEST friend, and don’t you dare ever forget that, and don’t you dare forget I’m here to guide you too, you’re not alone.}

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Osiris gonna have to rate Nebs thighs at a ********************

“Oh? My thighs are better than perfection?” They stick their leg out and pat their thigh.

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(SING) and (HOLD) with Osiris

Seduction Starters

( SING ) singing to mine.

( HOLD ) holding mine’s hand.

Their brows raise up in confusion as Osiris takes their servo, but they place their three other servos on top of his, and give a gentle squeeze in response. Their digits pet the top of his servo, tracing the seams on it.

When he begins to sing, Nebulous looks up at him with widening optics. Sighing softly, but smiling, they hold his servo close, wrapping their arms around it and hugging tightly. Slowly their optics begin to droop shut, dimming slightly.

“Osiris, stop, you’ll make me fall asleep..” 

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Who's osiris?

“Osiris.. Is my current Conjunx. The light of my life, and the sire to one of my sparklings, along with being the adoptive sire to my others.”

“He is a herald of Unicron, and the leader of his planet. He saved my planet and my daughter in a time of need.. at first it was only because he said ‘Unicron willed’ him to. But... we bonded and became more than just a professional relationship. Sweet and stern, he is my everything, and I wouldn’t be half as good as I am without him.”

“I do hope he knows this.”

“....Before you ask, we are in a very open relationship, and I am allowed to chase mecha as I please.”