#thehumbleassistant

[valdiviathesourceress]

"Evening Val, any new customers with the charms?"

Val gave Hannah a nod and a smile “Evening.” she responded “Nope, nothing really. I have thought’ve maybe closing up shop. No point in keeping something open  if no one’s interested.”

[originalhoov-blog]

"You have some nerve showing your face around here.. Did Grey put you up to this..? Or is this one of your own plans?"

“Aw, Babe, you don’t gotta pretend you don’t love seein’ my pretty face after spendin’ so long wasting time with these kids.”

[promisedpainwithoutend-blog]

"Ah Heavy, I wanted to know if you'd want to go out to this gun show thing I've been looking at for the past few.. Months.. Uh.. Well um, I finally saved up enough too go see and well.. You like guns right? Please tell me you like guns.. I really don't want top look like an Idiot right now."

“A gun show, Miss P? Hell, didn’t think you were the type. But sure, I’m in. This is pretty exciting actually, I didn’t know there was one around... Looking forward to seeing some cool weapons.”

[intoxicated-medicine]

"Your hair is so soft!" {The-humble-assistant} since u really want fluff den ok

((hhhh thank you))

@the-humble-assistant

“Yeah, zat happens ven you have to use ze most expensive hair product in ze store to make sure your hair lies flat /and/ stays moisturised.” Josef chuckled. “If you mess it up it’s not going to go back down until I take a shower again.”

[intoxicated-medicine]

A box was placed by both of the medics rooms with a note attached that read "Merry Christmas Josef/Ferde, Im sorry I couldn't deliver this to you personally. Have a wonderful year" Inside the box for Josef was tattered old note book titled "when you feel suicidal" with each page filled of poems and nice messages written by her. In the box for Ferde was a brand new Kritzkrieg

Josef picked up the gift and unwrapped it carefully in his office. A hand went to his mouth when he realised what it was, tears pricking in his eyes. He flicked through it, touched, before putting it in a drawer next to his gun.

Ferde unwrapped his present without a second thought to the wrapping paper, and his face lit up when he saw the new kritzkrieg. He quickly hugged it before taking it to his room so he could calibrate it to his needs.

[seducing-french-gentlemen]

"Spy do you think you can give me a hand with something? I need it to be quick and quiet." // I couldn't be shy any longer.

@the-humble-assistant“Oh? Well, those are two things I’m quite skilled in. What exactly do you need done?”

[valdiviathesourceress]

Microphone icon~

Send 🎤 for a song my muse would sing to your muse.

Bonnie Tyler - I Need A Hero, since she considers it a very motivating song and would love to give Hannah that kind of boost for the day.

[federalblu-britishmarksman]

@the-humble-assistant

“Yes how can I-Mi-Mr. Pauling!” He cleared his throat. “To what brings you here?”