#thehuntressofdreams

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Hey I thought you'd want to know that house of wax is leaving Netflix in june

I want you to know that after I got this message I waited for my fam to go to bed and then I watched it, wrapped up in a cocoon of death and judging the fx 

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Imagine if they had auditions for techies the same way they do for actors

this has got to be weeks old but it lingers with me

but actually this high school where my sib goes, if you want to do tech theatre, you actually have to an audition of sorts and you need a resume and everything on what you’ve done (and idk how many 14 year olds have experience running sound or lights but kudos to them I guess??) and it’s really weird

but also can you imagine how insanely hard and awful that could be, but also so good because then you don’t have some dumbass running things

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so instead of writing my essay i looked up shit about isaac asimov and did you know that he published things in 9 of the 10 dewey decimal system things and the only one he didn't was 100 which is philosophy and psychology

Dude what even, that’s absurd and also really impressive???

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Sorry if it's too late but bad film plot: excited holiday man nearly ruins family after wanting to put in a pool but doesn't receive expected bonus. Also there's a squirrel where it should yet shouldn't be

i have no idea at all, unless this is a Santa Clause or something, but I highly doubt it 

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NYC, Chicago, Cairo, and your favorite city :)

NYC- what gets you up in the morning? I don’t even know, probably the need to get my meds

Chicago- what do you ache for? my own place to live, and the chance to prove myself 

Cairo- favorite quote? uhhhh, I don’t know, I switch a lot. Probably something like “heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary” from Gerard

Prague- favorite season? Fall or summer probably 

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"A fucking nerd" bruh you got me but. so are you

how dare you reveal my secret

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I guess I'll summon you with vibrant hair dye, chocolate pie, an emo dad (probably Gerard. Or Ray. Is ray a dad?), me, and hell's throne. Sound good? Good. what do I do now that I've summoned you? I didn't think this through

You’ve got me to a T, damn we know each other well. Ray is a dad, and he’s too pure, but either one would summon me. 

You can do whatever you want, I intend to be a regular mess and flirty piece of shit, so be prepared. Also, you can banish me as soon as you want with the simple “bitch begone” hand flapping motions

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Please tell me you don't actually say the devil beating his wife holy shit I didn't believe that was a real thing when I was researching this shit

lmao, it’s a common phrase in rural Carolina, especially with older folks 

most of the time it’s not used, unless it’s a heavy rain while the sun is shining, because it’s the heat of the devil and pouring tears of his wife, so it’s a time