Since ur drunk tell me a fun drunk story PLS??
Omg okay. So one of the first times I was drunk (and stoned) it was after high school and I was at my friends house and she had a little screened in porch on the back of the house and I was sitting on the outside steps in front of the open door. So I’m sitting there smoking a cig and I hear this really creepy, scary noise. I can’t even describe it, but if I had to it was kind of like a high pitched screeching off in the backyard (mind you there’s a party going on behind me) so I hear this terrifying noise and of course being me, my first though is holy shit aliens. (I’m obsessed with aliens, part fascinated by them and part terrified of them) So I’m already creeped out, but then my best friend is standing behind me on the porch somewhere (and its her house) and she turns to me, straight faced, dead serious, and goes “Alexa, get in the house right now!”
Now that scared the shit of me, so first thing I did, cig in hand was literally roll straight backwards into the house onto the porch, stand up and slam the door shut. Miraculously the cig didn’t budge and I was still holding it, perfectly in tact.
Honestly I still don’t know what that sound was, but I’m amazed I didn’t burn the house down when I freaking rolled backwards into the house with a cig
