#their idiots

[annadog20]

Everyone, meet my shoe bandito Morpheus and his accomplice, Eros.

(↑Above is Morpheus)

(↑Above is Eros)

I love these two to death but morpheus steals my shoes all the time so I won’t go to work. He won’t destroy them, not even a nibble, he’ll just carry them around like little trophies and get so excited when he brings you a shoe that he took. He also just likes holding things in his mouth when he is excited.

Eros is more shy and skittish towards strangers or people he doesn’t know but he’s very sweet and loves to give kisses to people he loves and trusts; or those we let him know are safe people. He also knows how to open trashcans and has caused us to get brand new trashcans.

I might post some more photos about them sometime but i’m not sure yet.

[nyxusnyxx]

whats ur story blace. we wan know more bout you

“Should I really tell ya’ll?”

“Nah, let them beg for it first.”

“Weirdo. Anyways, I can give you a little bit of.. lore is what ya call it I suppose.”

*Insert him showing a whole album of old photos of a boy and man.* ”Boom.”

“They don’t know what that means putá.”

“It’s my father.”

[phantomram-b00]

So since it canon that they held hands in the bus back at season 1 make me wonder who insinuated it? Was it Aziraphale as an effort to say “We survived Armageddon and now we have each other my Dear” or was it Crowley as his effort of protecting Aziraphale incase any harm come to him as well as his effort of saying “We got each other and I don’t ever want to let you go again my Angel"?

[7er1ch0]

i need to make it clear that in this au, they are stupid idiots together.  words cannot describe how much i love just idiot friendships.  AND THEIR BOTH SMART IN THEIR OWN REGARD, BUT THE MOMENT THAT THEIR IN A ROOM TOGETHER, THEIR IQ DROPS TO FUCKING 0

[sleepysparkyandshy]

Denki and Hitoshi are attempting to conduct a seance*

Denki: We're not the ghosts, you're the ghost. Unless...

Hitoshi: You know, I guess I did get into that car accident a while ago and it was a pretty close call - it is possible that I'm dead right now.

Denki:

Denki: One time, I cut up an avocado, and there was a lot of meat left on the pit. And I put the avocado pit in my mouth-

Hitoshi: The entire pit? You put the entire pit in your mouth?

Denki: Yeah, and I started to just kind of lick the meat off of it, and at that moment I was like, 'if I sneezed right now, this thing would lodge into my throat', and ever since then I've kind of been terrified of avocadoes.

Denki: BUT the other thing is, I always thought, what if I did die then?

Hitoshi:

Denki:

Hitoshi: Fuck, dude.

[gellmet-head]

sam: I've already sent good vibes your way… they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.

blaine: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up. 

[phantomram-b00]

This is ineffable husband/wives/idiots coded. Y’all cannot tell me this wouldn’t be their wedding song!