#thejollybeardcollection

[papabigtoes]

As always good luck with school dude! :) Haha all I've got is Toki and Pickles playing old video games. Or the buff lady Klokateer squad having a relaxing day off? XD

and as always TYSM - Almost done with the school year!

I tried to do a little bit o’ BOTH

i was thinking of pickles and toki doing matches of arcade Mortal Kombat brutally crossed

...which then i got herb’d and thought of sketchin a cursed rough MK DK vs title card

they played for a total of thirty minutes and then went into the kitchen for the remainder of the night dissecting lunchables

for the klokateers since Summer is rolling along, I thought about the beach and bbqs and bonfires and blended it into a lil doomstar-illuminated hangout - I like thinking that Nathan would let the gears take whatever meat they want that he brings to the haus after his hunting trips, so they are cookin’ from his selection (ft a halibut they caught), to soon enjoy their grub as the sun sets

[frienderbender]

Gotta love rainy days. I hope you're not too bored. :) More MagPickles with pet rats? Or just MagPickles in general haha? But only if you wanna. :)

me too! rainy days are great. im sure ill find something to do haha and ofc ill draw some mag and pickles :] i will never say no to drawing these two

[sourbat]

Any combination of Magnus, Toki, and/or Pickles with 13, 19, and/or 20? Yeah I’m living up to stereotype here. XD They’re all I can think of that isn’t original fic atm. :D

playing with each other’s fingers

Pickles loves painting Magnus’ nails. Despite the older man’s jests, the act had less to do with him occasionally applying coats on Nathan’s nails–back when the band was still together– and more to do with his old stint with Snakes N’ Barrels. Toki doesn’t get it, but neither man expects him to. Whether it be ten minutes, days, or years, some habits are harder to remove than others. It’s a lesson built from experience, in which Pickles and Magnus are overflowing. So when basic cable fails to provide suitable entertainment, Pickles takes Magnus’ hand in his, graces the underbelly with a playful tickle from his fingers before locking his hand in Magnus and declaring it time for a new coat. Then, a generous amount of pulling and splaying fingers apart. They keep forgetting to buy a new bottle of nail remover, so as Toki mindlessly flips through the channels, Pickles and Magnus scratch at his nails. Magnus jokes about the mess they’re making while Pickles tugs a little too hard and pops a finger joint.

“Hey,” Magnus says with a grunt, then tries retracting his arm from Pickles’ spry hold. He doesn’t get it very far; within moments of his discontent registering, Pickles clasps Magnus’ hands, reeling him back in.

“Sawrry, dood,” he teases, then places a quick peck on Magnus’ middle finger before twirling his fingers free. “Din’ mean to cause any trouble. Yet.” He watches Magnus’ barely offended expression soften to a smirk, and in the corner of his eyes, Pickles catches Toki bring his own finger up to his mouth before motioning an exaggerated gag.

"Ugh, ams so gays."

[fishklok]

🌻

one time, when my dad was working at a law firm for the first time, he was talking with another attorney who was an older conservative man.  during the conversation, the higher-up said “all that's solid melts into air” and my dad was like “whoa, did you just quote the communist manifesto?”  the higher-up tried to argue with him, insisting that my dad was wrong about the quote’s origins.  then my dad was like “okay, i’ll look it up so this can be a valuable learning experience for all of us”. 

but this was in the 90s, so my dad couldn’t pull out his phone and look it up, but he didn’t have to because he just reached into his briefcase and pulled out his glossy, leather-bound copy of the communist manifesto.  while my dad was excited to go on this little impromptu research adventure, this other attorney was horrified, thinking that my father was some kind of “evil communist spy”.  he’s not.  he’s just a nerd who loves books and the bookstore he went to before work that day was selling this super nice and fancy copy of the communist manifesto and he couldn’t not buy it (the irony is not lost on either of us).  also at that time he’d describe himself as more of a socialist, but idk where he would stand now.  anyway that’s it.

[lampmeeting]

(Metalrat) 12 and 44 for Hammertooth? :)

YAYYY THANK YOU! :’D

12. Is there a wedding? What was the proposal like? Any kind of honeymoon?

OHHHH MY GOD okay i’ve thought about pickles and charles’ wedding a LOT but thinking about toki and magnus’ wedding is like... it makes me too emotional. ;~; i think the proposal might’ve been magnus’ idea, which freaks him the fuck out that HE of all people would be wanting to propose to anyone or have a wedding or any of that shit. but he wants to be with toki forever, and he knows toki will love it, so he has a very awkward/nervous talk about it with pickles and makes some plans and gets a ring (nothing crazy, just something small he can afford with his own money). they probably go the aquarium for an anniversary or toki’s birthday or something, and magnus proposes in the moon jelly room. doesn’t get down on one knee though (he’d need help getting back up kjfghkdjf)

the wedding is probably something really cute but very lowkey. toki’s mom and magnus’ sister are there. pickles and charles. skwisgaar, murderface, dick. probably twinkletits. not sure if nathan and abigail would come (plus i think at this point they’d be too busy taking care of their new baby, so maybe they use that as an excuse). i think by this point they’re living in hawaii, so they can probably find someplace really beautiful for the ceremony. i need to give it more thought. ;~;

as for the honeymoon... it’s disney. you KNOW it’s gotta be disney. and toki uses his star power to get them all the best treatments, cut all the lines, the works.

44. Are the comfortable with each other? Anything they have to have their privacy for? 

they are sooooo comfortable with each other, yes. after all the shit the two of them have gone through together? even aside from doomstar... magnus has been thrown up on, hugged toki through hysterical snot-crying, and dealt with him peeing in bed while drunk. meanwhile toki has guided magnus through SO many panic attacks, helped him go to the bathroom, and even used to shave him and brush his hair and rub the sleep out of his eyes when Magnus was in the hospital :’) so yeah they end up knowing each other inside and out. not a ton of mystery left. magnus, however, still keeps a very things to himself (mostly fleeting, intrusive thoughts he knows would only upset toki). and toki for a long time is still pretty skittish/uncomfy with testing his blood sugar or taking insulin in front of magnus. (magnus tried to do it right when he had toki captive but he wasn’t careful enough and made him pretty sick. it was a good thing dethklok came along to get him when they finally did)

[nightklok]

(Metalrat) A sentence for you! Wind combed through her hair, fanning it behind her shoulders as she turned to him with a smile to say, “So, where are we going?”

Send me a sentence and I’ll write the next 5 .

thanks for indulging me in this Razz :’) 

There was the fun in keeping things a surprise for her, after all, she deserved a nice night out, but he was also not sure if she even needed more surprises in her life. There was always the fear that he was pushing her too far even if she said otherwise; she was strong and he knew that. It didn’t help his anxieties though, no matter how hard he tried to get himself to believe that he wouldn’t end up harming her. Just like the past few months, he swallowed those feelings down as he only briefly looked at her with that usual grin before his eyes darted back to the road, “I don’t wanna say just yet but I can give a hint; that place we used to visit often is still around.” 

[brightmoonprincess]

@thejollybeardcollection: Catra as Queen of the Fright Zone with consort Glimmer? Or Catra as consort of Queen Glimmer of Bright Moon? Or something something Horde Glimmer x Catra? I just want more of these two and I'm craving evil, fluff, and/or evil fluff. XD

oof not going to lie, not my strong suit haha. but I’ll try!

/ / / 

“I think someone is plotting an assassination,” Catra decides to announce in the middle of their cuddling session.

“Wait, what??” Glimmer yelps, jolting upright. “Who? Why? I’ll get them first-- give me the name!”

“It’s, uh, just a rumor for now,” the Fright Zone Queen explains as she sits up as well, fumbling over her words. Despite being a public figure, communication has never been her strong point. 

But Glimmer immediately thinks that she’s being weirdly calm about all of this… Shouldn’t she be freaking out right now? Or executing someone? Knowing Catra, it’s not like her to pass up an opportunity to ruin someone’s life. Something else must be going on...

And then, Catra asks, hesitantly, “... Will you stay with me tonight? I just feel… safer, when you’re around.”

Oh. Ohhh.

Glimmer gets it, now.

It's one of the weird benefits of being the evil Queen's consort. You see the soft parts of her.

“Hmm... Bold of you to trust me enough to sleep beside you without slitting your throat,” Glimmer teases, in good ole dark Horde humor.

Catra cracks a smile. “I sleep with one eye open.”

Glimmer scoots closer to the Horde queen, who reflexively closes her eyes and parts her lips.

Instead, Glimmer places a gentle kiss on top of her eyelid. 

Next, she kisses under Catra’s jaw, right over the vein. She holds it there. Feels the beat of the pulse against her lips.

She takes Catra’s hand, flips it over. Kisses the delicate, fragile skin of her wrists.

Catra hisses softly. As if to ask, “are you threatening me?”

Their hands intertwine, tightly. Glimmer rests her forehead against Catra’s. Yes, she might be.

“You’re a terrible liar,” Glimmer murmurs.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

[feeshies]

11, 12, and 13 for the end of the year asks? :)

Something you want to do again next year?

i really want need to start working out again.  i’m not optimistic about gyms opening up next year, but idk how much longer i can go lol

Talk about a new friend you made this year

*waves shyly to all of my mtl friends*

How was your birthday this year?

it was during a pandemic so...

i mean, it was okay.  ate some barbecue.  that was really good.  although the entire time i was thinking “i’m 24 now...the fun half of my twenties are over”