Let’s Drown In The Ocean, Together

Ash | 26 | She/They | Twitter: nightklok - Carrd/strawpage: nightklok (Bio WIP)

[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[straycatj]

hi, landlady and the cat clan! I graduated college today!!!

Congratulations🎊

I want to have some celebration yummies with you, so would you ask some to my landlady?

[straycatj]

She hasn't yet

[straycatj]

Wait every one...he requires yummies after he eats his ordinary meals and takes Maru's, then extra yummies every time

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[maculategiraffe]

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

[cwicseolfor]

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever used a fire extinguisher? Under any circumstance btw

Have you ever used a fire extinguisher? Under any circumstance btw

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 29

[sheepwater]

HAMINNNNIEEE THE CAT EVERRRRR

[novelconcepts]

Hey, man, c'mere. Listen. Get in real close, this is important.

You're gonna make stuff again. You're gonna make stuff you're proud of. You're gonna make stuff you're excited to share. You're going to feel that overwhelming drive to create, not just the frantic I want to want to you're stuck in now. You're going to have awesome ideas, and you're going to make them into reality. You're going to create again. You're still an artist. You're still a writer. You're still home to the same passion you had before. You'll find it again. It's not gone. It's just resting. Let it rest. You're going to make stuff again. I promise.

[lightningstrikes-art]

Lorge Hamin standee I drew for a third anniversary fan event! 💚🍀

[lana-is-reading]

here's part 2 of this stupid brainrot if you're unfamiliar here's part 1 🎉

[nightklok]

I’m being so real here but A/I absolutely murdered my love for writing LMAO

[j11nko]

CRASH THE PARTY 💥🚗

[nemnums]

ultraman rising animatic I did with a fun-sized emi

[kunihori]

NoYe On a Trip

[larasbek]

Pump Up The Volume!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can't protect him forever

[r-si]

this bitch is literally crazy… she used to be a fitness influencer and scammed hundreds of women with alleged personalized fitness and diet coaching and she got sued by the state of texas and i believe settled for like 250,000 dollars. she then pivoted hard to conservative evangelical christian influencing. her husband is actually her second husband and he was fired from the kansas city police department for excessive use of force and when their family dog got hit by a car he whipped out his gun and shot it instead of taking it to a vet. they also forcibly exploited an unhoused man and sent him to a christian rehab… AND she holds religious retreats for roughly 700 dollars where her husband shows up despite the fact the events are described as being “women only spaces” and they baptize people in a horse trough…

[postillfastill]

[strawberrycinema]

Also for anyone that didn’t grow up in a fundamentalist Christian space, “husband is under spiritual attack” is usually code for having an affair/watching porn/is gay