#thekhajiitmage

[highladytheory]

I feel so blessed to have Blake ( thekhajiitmage) in my life. He's so thoughtful and kind and I love him so much. He's my best friend and my boyfriend and I don't think I've ever felt more at home with someone. Love you.

[corvusfeet]

How D&D tends to work

How I planned the session to end: struggling militia decides to make one final push against the goblin army that has been mercilessly attacking their stronghold. The party chooses either to fight with the militia, or peaceful refuse.

How they fucked everything:

1. Our bard, thekhajiitmage

Romanced a shopkeeper, turning her into a major character.

Spent 1 hour specifying a custom weapon.

Tried to cheat in a card game and rolled a 1.

Found a mysterious bottle of blue liquid, and threw it at a wagon only to find out it was an extremely highly explosive arcane molotov.

disguised himself as a goblin by kneeling down, beckoned another goblin over, attempted to do a neck snap, but rolled a 1 and did the necksnap motion prematurely in front of his face (also, the goblin didn’t realize he wasn’t a goblin afterwards)

led a tavern full of drunken Dwarves in a song and dance routine, which led to...

2.  Our cleric:

Getting plastered with said dwarves and stripping with them

threw a miniboss off of a bridge on the first turn of combat

befriended a hobgoblin and convinced him to tell a small army of goblins to stand down

got too into RP and pushed me over a table

stalled a huge boss fight for four turns with a beetle

JOHN CENA’D EVERYONE

And these two idiots combined:

punched and tackled an army general, and got arrested. And lastly,

3. our barbarian:

is slowly hoarding an army of boars

spent an entire wave of combat trying to tame said boars

bargains with EVERYONE

incinerated an innocent farmer with magic

tried to mine through every wall to the point that i had to intervene and break his pickaxe

[highladytheory]

MY MOMMA IS LETTING ME DO A THING IM SO EXCITEFD

[highladytheory]

do you ever just love somebody so much that you miss them 5 minutes after they leave

[highladytheory]

what ur fave book

i don’t have a fave

[highladytheory]

I

I - Icecream flavour?

Chocolate

[highladytheory]

Greed, Pride, Lust and Gluttony

Greed:Something I can’t get enough of.

Parks and Recreation. Also, cake pops.

Pride:Something that I like about myself.

My legs.

Lust:Something that I find attractive.

Ben Wyatt. And cake pops.

Gluttony:One of my favorite foods.

Cake pops.