#thelastoneinthepool

[thefount]

I was walking along collecting shells this morning, and a thought occurred to me: "I'm out here gathering the remains of those who have shuffled off this mortal coil, determining how they could best be made presentable for public display. Is this what it's like to be Lastoneinthepool?"

[unexpectedyarns]

So this just happened.

[pandemiclaughter]

I'm making it to DC

I'm making it to the DC meet up, tweet up, tumblr down---I never know what to call them.  I'm still not exactly sure how all this is working out, but I'm very excited that I'm going to do it.  And may I say this is the first meet up I'm going to that when I wasn't in charge of making the tags, that I actually have a tag made?  (because I'm always a day or too late on the cut off)  I'm so fucking excited about that!   Jen, you don't know how happy that bit of information made me!  

On that note, with me graduating in August I'm not organizing a Memphis meet up this year, possible Spring next year instead?  I'll organize a few more mini meet ups for the locals and anyone that is willing to drive through the year, but no big meet ups.  I think Nashville might be taking over for Memphis' meet up this year, due to me not having time to organize something here, or conversations have found that path of discussion in the past.  

Looking forward to meeting so many of you and seeing quite a few of you again. 

[keeganmichelle-blog]

Final Demands.

Because I'm a princess and I always get my way.

Donate the shit out of me. All of my organs, tissues, eyeballs, tongue, whatever is able to be used.

Then I want to be cremated. Put my ashes in the soil of a sapling and plant me somewhere. I honestly don't care where, but make sure it's somewhere pretty. When I grow up (as a tree), I will be the giving tree!

Let's assume I never see my dream of becoming coroner. I want to have my last hurrah at the funeral home I've been working at. Make it fun. Put my ipod on shuffle. Everyone is invited. Shots all around. Laugh, dance, sing, tell stories and jokes. I'll be there, don't worry about that. We'll have a blast!

By the way, I've decided I'll stick around for a while. I'm not going to go where ever we go. The baby who's body my soul will be reborn into might have to wait a couple extra weeks because I'm going to follow my friends and family around for a while and hang out a little. I'll probably even haunt them a little bit. I think that would be fun!

OOH! I hope I get murdered! I'll make my killer go crazy and help the police find him. This is going to be soo exciting!!

[filmchris]

WHAT???

[andsoisyourface]

I Boxed!

It was fun, and exhausting. I rolled my ankle, but kept fighting. I somehow scratched the hell out of my right arm. I lost.

We raised a TON of money for the Children's Hospital. I met a bunch of awesome people. I would totally do it again.

My boss came and watched me. He thanked me for attaching our name to such an awesome event. He hugged me and bought me a beer.

Boyfriend was more nervous than I was.

And my friends, oh my friends... I had the best cheering section possible. And I knew that all of you that weren't there were cheering for me, too.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. It was awesome to have so many people in my corner.

And I totally should have showed her my tits and then punched her in the tit.