NON-SENSE DEBATE OC'S VER
NON-SENSE DEBATE
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Narator : The basic of speech is debating skills. You’ll have ‘a for’ and ‘against’ debate. You’ll have to argue ‘PRO’ or ‘KONTRA’. When you go against the other, you have to say ‘Objection’ first. If you get upset or angry and your heartbeat increase over limit, you will lose. The Team will be announced.
[PRO] = Kou, Jin, Nathan
[KONTRA]= Sou, Taesung, Tobias
Kou : We have to argue for the topic? Like it or not?
Sou : …..Taesung is okay, but I don’t like him *point to Tobi*
Tobi : *glare*
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TOPIC : “You all should release NUDE pictures”
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[ALL] : ???!!!!!!!
Nate : We have to ‘pro’ for the topic right? ……. *attempt to calm down*
Tobi : *increase heart rate*
[ALL] : ……………………………………..
Sou : Objection. I am…. About this topic… dead set against it.
Kou : What makes you say that?
Sou : If we repeat what we’ve done already. It’ll have no interest for people
Jin : Objection. You’re saying it’s a repetition. But we’ve got totally different body compared to years ago.
Kou : I am agree with him! I think it’s good to show our body!
[KONTRA] : ………………………. *silence*
Tobi : Objection. When we released it,most of us revealed our body bravely. What did Nate do?
Nate : Objection!! At that amount of time to prepare….. without any preparation for that, I was abducted to SE Asia. I have no choice but hide behind Kou and Jin. Do you have any idea how I felt?
Tobi : ……………………… *annoyed*
Sou : We went to SE Asia for shoots, everyone else left for shoots, leaving me behind in the hotel! Especially you, Arai Jin!
[PRO] : OBJECTION!
Kou : It’s your own fault that you weren’t there!
Nate : What’s that related to nude pics?
Sou : ……………I don’t want that kind of thing happen again
Jin : Objection. We left you in the hotel,but we left Taesung in Korea! We need to do this right now with Taesung!
Nate : In addition to that, we’re six complete to release it.
Tobi & Sou : Taesung seems to have objections.
Taesung : Objection
[PRO] : Oh, he’s very calm.
Taesung : You all released pics when I was not in there,right? That’s why I’m still against it.
Kou : I have nothing to say about that… but I have objection! Back then Taesung wasn’t there. Now, they will love it more with your photos. That is my opinion!
Taesung : Objection. Then five of you will do that again.
Kou : No way Sungie, please don’t say that.
Nate : Objection. ……………… are you upset about something today? *suspicious*
Taesung: Objection. I’m a poor speaker and I’m dumb *sulking*
Jin : Taesung is the best speaker!
Sou : Why would Taesung be an idiot and dumb?! WHO SAID IT TO HIM?
Jin : Taesung is actually a very good speaker. He needs to prove it by releasing nude pics!
Taesung: ?????
Nate : Objection! Jin, what the hell are you talking about?
Sou : Being a good speaker and nude pics, what’s the correlation??
Jin : You have to try it!
Sou : Hey! You wanna have a fight with me?!
Kou : Don’t get too upset! Don’t fight!
Sou : You @$#@^%$&%^*
Nate : Objection!
[ALL] : AKSJDFHSA;LGKH;ASGHAPSGKJHASLGFA;SDJF
*Suddenly chaos*
Kou : Don’t lose your temper.
Jin : Oh yes……..
[KONTRA]: ………………………….. *silence*
Kou : Objection. Because Taesung’s image is cute, they would love to see your muscle. I think it’d be great way to change your image as well. What do you say?
Taesung : Objection. That’s why I’m releasing it on my own.
Kou : what??
Jin : Objection! If you wanted to release it anyway it’d be better to do it with us together
Kou : You’ll have more portion
Taesung: Objection. ..
Jin : Taesung’s got crooked abs and it’s so cute <3
Taesung: Objection! Five of you released it. Now I’m doing it on my own.
Jin : Sungie I have objection. We can still release yours as an Extra.
Kou : I recommend the Extra idea!
Taesung : *laugh*
Sou : ……..How can you come up with Extra??
Tobi : Objection! When we release pics, it’s not just for us…. How dare you say releasing the nude pics with that sort of body?! *point to Nate*
Nate : ??!!!!! *shock*
Kou : I’ll make him work out!
Nate : Objection
Tobi : It wouldn’t make any difference with his body!
Nate : OBJECTION!
Tobi : Is that supposed to be your body??
Nate : I SAID I HAVE AN OBJECTION!
Tobi : ……. Okay,try…
Nate : Are we releasing pics tomorrow? No. I’ll have some time to prepare myself and be ready for..
Tobi : OBJECTION! For these years have you ever had a good body??
Nate : !!@#%$$# Have you….. my body….. *pull Jin’s hand* you can touch here!
Jin : Oh,he’s got some abs!
Nate : I’ve got some! If I work out, it will come out…
Tobi : *laugh*
[At that time Nate’s heart beat increased because he is upset]
Tobi : NATE’S OUT!
Nate : WHAT?! *surprised himself*
[KONTRA]: *LAUGH* *toss*
Sou : Good job, one of them is out!
Nate : …………..oTL *surrender*
[PRO 2 MEMBERS. KONTRA 3 MEMBERS]
Sou : Nathan was debating with Tobi and…
Tobi : ..he died.
Nate : *laugh* I’m alive here.
Tobi : Don’t say anything. You shut up!
Nate : ………….. *shutting up*
Sou : Jin heart rate doesn’t increase.
Tobi : Jin, think about it. Until 2009 you had been popular one as Gary Stu. When was the time you started to lose you popularity?
Jin : Drag Queen pics…
Tobi : From the moment you built up muscles…. *heart beat increase*
Sou : Tobi, you’re increasing your heart rate yourself.
Tobi : Cause it pisses me off to think of his body!
Kou & Jin: Alright that’s good! Bring it on!
Tobi : You had huge drop popularity because of your muscle. You still want nude pics??
Jin : Still, I’d like to release it. Do you have any idea why we should release it?
Tobi : ………… I guess I don’t know why
Jin : If you don’t know, don’t say anything about it.
Tobi : …….*nod*
Sou : Objection. Kou revealed his nude from behind…
Kou : That’s right. Now, I’ll show you the front of it.
Sou : Seriously?! *shock*
Jin : What’s wrong with it? Everyone have a right to know his front look!
Tobi : No,they don’t!
Sou : They don’t have the right!
Kou : I believe they have the right to see!
Sou : Objection. How much more do you want to try?
Jin : People have got to see the front! Is it really alright to look back only??
[KONTRA]: *laugh*
Sou : Objection. Why would you have to released the nude pics?
Jin : We’ve been role playing for 5 years. Our author have grown up and got married. They’re old enough to know what’s going on. Can you imagine how much she wanna see ours? *laugh*
[PRO] : *embarrassed laugh*
Sou : … I don’t thing that’s right. Tobi, your heart rate is almost the limit.
Tobi : I’m not doing anything. Why it’s increasing?
Nate : Tobi, you have no objections?
Tobi : I don’t….
Nate : You have,don’t you? *smile*
Tobi : No, I don’t~
Nate : Yes, you do!
Tobi : I don’t~
Nate : I’ll treat you to dinner after this!
Tobi : Damn…. *heart rate increase* I don’t have any….
Jin : It’s increasing! *laugh*
Nate : I’ll buy you dinner!
Tobi : I said I don’t have objections…. *try to calm down*
Nate : I’ll treat you only two of us. Your favorite menu. Sashimi!
Tobi : …………*heart rate increasing over limit*
Nate : I’ll buy you sashimi, only two of us!
Tobi : FOR GOD’S SAKE!! *angry*
Jin : It’s increasing!! *laugh*
[TOBI’S OUT. Pro 2 members. Kontra 2 members]
[END’S HERE]
Source: Shinhwa Broadcast Eps 11 – God of Eloquence