When me and my boy, Leroy get to hang out we're the baddest dawgs on the block. Leroy is a bad dawg for life, he sits on the couch when he shouldn't, sometimes he eats onion like he doesn't even give a f@*k about his health and he won't tell me the whole story but instead of having a full set of plums, he know just rocks a dangly empty coin purse between his legs. Bad Ass!!! We usually stick to the classics; like this one time at school the teacher asked me where my homework was and I said the dog ate it, then Leroy barfed my maths assignment right on cue!! It was classic, everybody said so!! Even my mum! but even then we got her a good one. She was like "hey, you need to make your bed and do your washing" and then we said "no way, Mum!! I do what I want!!" Then we ran out side to rolled in the grass, sniff and pee on things, (well that was more Leroy than my idea, but I did try and see what it was all about mind you) and scooch our butts along the ground. We ended up so itchy, bleeding and covered in grass stains she completely forgot about what she wanted us to do and made us bathe in detole!! Welted and stinging, we won again.... #dog #themorrie #badass #beagle #toungesout