#then nothing will

[the-uncanny-dag]

At some point it should finally become clear to all that a full-time YouTubing/streaming career is not sustainable financially, physically or emotionally & never has been

[revolutionary-pirate]

Oh, man. I gotta tell you about the time someone tried to kill Richard Varick. At Fort Ticonderoga on November 18, 1776, a man named Lt. Col. Anthony Walton White barged into the tent of General Gates, where Varick had been quietly working. White yelled at Varick and accused him of anonymously insulting his character in relation to the allegations that White had looted and ransacked the home of Sir John Johnson, a crime from which he had just been released from a court-martial for. White then challenged Varick to a duel, drew his sword (which actually belonged to Col. Anthony Wayne), and lunged at Varick, who was completely unarmed, out of nowhere. Varick managed to side-step the attack and escape the potentially deadly encounter while White was restrained by the other officers. White managed to break free from his captors and likewise escaped the scene and search parties were sent out to look for him. When they found White, he was sitting on a tree stump outside the fort with two loaded pistols (which, again, belonged to Col. Wayne) in hand and three swords at his side, just waiting for Varick to show himself so he could attack him a second time. White was arrested and then transferred to Albany “for attempting to assassinat Mr Van Varrick the Deputy Muster Master General near Head Quarters” [x] and was set to be court-martialed again. At a promise from White that he would leave Varick alone, Horatio Gates and Wayne both agreed to let him be paroled while awaiting trial. Varick was paranoid that Wayne might have been secretly trying to set up a situation in which White would be able to attack him again (I hardly blame him, White had attacked him using Wayne’s weapons) and also felt that since Wayne was a friend of Gates he was, therefore, not to be trusted. In the end, the court-martial was completely bypassed and White was simply transferred to the former aide-de-camp, Stephen Moylan’s, newly formed 4th Continental Light Dragoons Regiment. This transfer was most likely the work of Gates and other very powerful friends of White’s who practically made him untouchable throughout his life and secured him prestigious positions despite his repeated offenses, violence, and controversies. Varick declared that he would do whatever it took to kick White out of the army and was even more bitter towards Gates for letting White go free after he’d threatened Varick’s life like that.  It’s unclear if White’s accusations against Varick were true or not. One of Varick’s biographers thinks that they were probably true based on Varick’s lack of filter and tendency towards open criticism, but there is no definitive evidence going one way or the other. What is clear is that White was judged to be mentally unstable and both Philip Schuyler, who was Varick’s mentor, and Gates took Varick’s side in the dispute. And, yet, White had still walked free without punishment. [x x x x Lefkowitz]

[pendulum-sonata]

Tatsuya: That's pretty smart, when did you get so mature?

Yuya: Sometime between inventing Pendulum Summon and finding out I'm the reincarnation of the actual Duel Monster Satan.

[condemnedchild]

Do hairdressers get notified whenever someone books an appointment with them?

If so, when someone books at 0000 do you immediately think that the person is having a crisis? Or do you think it’s just an emergency hair situation

I would love to do a perm on my own, but it’s kinda scary ngl

[bonglife420]

Quality

[danneels-ackles]

OH MY GOD MY TEST ISNT UNTIL TOMORROW!!!! THE GODS HAVE SHINED UPON ME

[kapoored]

look i don't know how praying to angels works but i want kelly to have to go out on a blind date and then pray to one on accident and then it turns up all 'yo what were you saying about this dude's penis i dont have time for this i am holy'