#theo shitpost

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what if an all Donnie meeting was just rating each other's fashion sense (all of them have no drip)

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Shredder 2003, 2012, Rise: It's futile. The world will betray you. Why fight at all? Why risk your life for those who will persecute you later.

Shredder, 1987: AHAHAHA coughcoughcoughcoughcoughcough hahahaha......welcome to Tilted Towers.

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ok this is how that episode went right? also the phrase is interchangeable between Leo and Usagi

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he's doing his best

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Donnie's horrible drip, episode 2.

if you squint you'll see the trend

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You're trying to tell me the 87 turtles wouldn't purposefully start trolling the 12 turtles about how they can't tell them apart? You're really trying to tell me they would just make fun of those belt buckles?

No, the interaction would have been way different if ppl knew how to be funny.

12 Raph: okay but seriously what's with the initials on your belts?

Michelangelo: oh it's mondo bizarro dude. we need to, like, wear the buckles in case any far out shenanigans happen and our bandana colours switch for a minute. it's like for safety, and because we don't want kids to think our lil dude Raphael is scary and violent....no offense

12 Raph: uh???? offense taken? and that doesn't explain anything?

Raphael: yeah buddy just go with it. it wasn't our decision to look identical.

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Raphael walking in the room wearing Michelangelo's bandana, holding Leonardo's swords: okay wise guy. which one am I?

12 Donnie: I.......I don't know 😭

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Leonardo wearing Donatello's bandana and holding Raphael's said: this one should be totally easier for you, right dudes?

12 Leo: n-no??

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Michelangelo in Leonardo's bandana and holding Donatello's bo staff: oh come on, you're a couple a smart turtles. shouldn't this be a walk in the park? how aren't you getting it?

12 Raph: please stop. my brain hurts so badly

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Donatello walking in the room to the 12 turtles on the ground, near tears, holding Michelangelo's nunchucks, and wearing Raphael's bandana: okay guys that's enough, this isn't fair to our fellow turtles. where's your honor?

12 Mikey: *bursts into tears*

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Shadow: pushes Sonic's face into his food

also Shadow: I've had Sonic for 23 years. If anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in the room and then myself

Sonic:.......Shadow I'm 15?????????????

Rouge: he's confused but he has spirit.

Sonic: guys I'm 15 right??? IM 15 RIGHT?!

Knuckles, nodding: yeah. Shadow has the right idea.

Sonic: GUYS IM HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS HERE-

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tell me this ain't them......you cant.