Sep 28, 2019
who asks the existential questions and who hates when the other does it? like, “is a hotdog a sandwich?” “d o n t “ “Is cereal a soup?” “I’m begging you please stop”
it literally depends on the time of day. like 3 in the afternoon, after grabbing a hot dog from a vendor on the street, Wally will look at it and go “is a hotdog a sandwich?” while Dick groans next t him. but 3 in the morning, Dick just got back from patrol, pouring himself a bowl of cereal,* “is cereal a soup?” and Wally’s like, not really awake but he dragged himself to the kitchen anyway “I am literally begging you to not”
*cereal because it is a quick and easy snack full of carbohydrates and fiber, not because he’s obsessed with cereal chill out fanon
