#thependulumsways

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YOU GUYS ARE ARE LIKE AN ANTI INTERVENTION

Anu gives waaaay too many shits about my Avatar/Zuko feels

Nikoo is proud of me for finishing a season in a day when we both have a midterm next week

Sadia is texting me about shirtless Zuko

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Anusheh asked me if I wanted to go on a trip to England with her and Nikoo, but I have school and brown parents so I can't. CAN WE GO NEXT SUMMER OR SOMETHING GUYS. I'LL  ACTUALLY CRY BECAUSE EVERYONE'S GOING SOMEWHERE THIS SUMMER BUT ME.

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So Nikoo got to claim my booze virginity today (I know- finally. It was about time, no I don't really have a reason for not drinking earlier aside from the fact that I have no friends/life). Yeah, as expected, it didn't affect me much. We didn't drink a ton, but it wasn't exactly nothing. Not to mention we only ended up having maybe a quarter of what we bought -__-

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Nikoo + The cast of True Blood = Oh dear god, what have I done?　

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Was trying to be all nice and sent anon love to some of my long time/mutual followers. But Nikoo and Natalie just had to ruin it all by calling me out on it (sorry I couldn`t think of something different for each person -__-). THANKS, YOU BITCHES. NATALIE, YOU SHOULD JUST GO WORK FOR NIKOO AT BOOBSTON PIZZA.

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Why do I sometimes laugh at my own texts, but only because theyre hilariously stupid?

I just sent this to Nikoo:

"Yeah, maybe in boobsville (in reference to her saying her shitty comeback was beautiful). Screw boston pizza, your place of employment should be hooters. Or maybe you should start a restaurant chain called boobston pizza. Your drinks would all be iced in order to soothe that burn." 

No, I don't really have an explanation for all the boobs in there...