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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.

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I had such a physically and emotionally draining week last week, and have been in the shittiest mood. Only thing that's been a great destressor was going to that boys place (but that was also draining cuz huge commute so have to devote a whole day to it). We had out first totally PG hangout yesterday. It felt suuuper coupley (I mean come on, we were basically mattress shopping together after lunch and a movie), and was overall a nice time. But idk, it sorta decreased any potential feels on my end. Plus he starts working for a new employer Monday which means day shifts instead of night shifts. So I won't be able to come over on weekdays anymore. Def won't be seeing him as much from now on which sorta sucks.
Now those greedy bisexuals can have twice as many weddings.
Good parenting is telling your kid they got in a (minor- I’m totally fine) car accident because they may have gone to Pride Parade (they have no evidence whatsoever that I even went, all they know is I happened to be downtown with some friends on the same day) :)))))))) Note that the parade was the day AFTER the accident.
Ruby Rose: *exists* Me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
I went on a date today and the guy said to let him worry about backup options in case the weather was too bad for a walk by the lake as originally planned. He hands me a piece of paper and says he did some research. I think its going to be a list of places, but NOPE. "This is going with our theme (his names Tim so there's been running jokes referring to his balls as Timbits). Its to represent bowling. Or we can go for milkshakes. Or if you want to part ways." The date was honestly so fucking awkward because turns out he has social anxiety and is even shyer than I am (he was still cute and v courteous). But I don't even care man. That damn piece of paper got him enough points for a second date.
“What if he nuts? What if he nuts?”
when your friend does something problematic and you sadly have to correct them
Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.
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How to transport in Saudi Arabia.
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Jesus christ
tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?
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This is beautiful
this is literally a religious experience
he is fine as hell