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Hades: Nico, I just won Most Secretive Guy in Tartarus!

Nico: Congrats??

Hades: I can’t tell you how much this means to me...

Nico: Dad please we haven’t had a proper conversation in years.

Annabeth: I’ll have the salad, no nuts please.

Waiter: Of course

Percy: It didn’t say it had nuts.

Annabeth: I’m allergic, so I tell them to be safe.

Percy: That makes sense.

Waiter: And for you?

Percy: I’ll have the steak, no bees please.

Percy: Send dudes.

Annabeth: You mean nudes?

Percy: I’m in a fight, I need men.

Magnus: I’m always two steps ahead of you bitches.

Magnus: Would be three but I got asthma.

Percy: Hey Mom, this is my girlfriend Annabeth.

Annabeth: Hi Mrs Jackson it’s nice to meet you!

Sally: You couldn’t find anyone better?

Percy: Don’t say that, I love her and-

Sally: I was talking to her.

Jason: Hi! My name is Jason, without a B.

Leo: There’s no B in Jason...

Jason: Yeah that’s what I said.

Piper: Suicide is a horrible thing.

Leo: True, but if you jump off a bridge and yell “parkour” it’s just a failed stunt.

Percy: *pointing a gun towards the sun*

Reyna: What the hell are you doing Percy?

Percy: I just found out dogs can get sunburnt.

Reyna: *draws her dagger*

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