#theprologues

[ohgaylor]

Maybe something like 1989 and reputation are two albums in the same era clashing?

hi!!! sorry this reply is literally months late. I haven’t made a redesign of this BUT I found a super cool moodboard of this kind of concept, but of reputation and Lover, here! pretty freaking cool!

[kaylorfails]

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[thetaylorfiles]

Oh god, this is just so fucking fun! They’re losing their shit over this and I’m loving every minute of it! They’re picking apart all the tiny things they can because deep down they know that this video depicts a woman very obviously happy and in love and excited for her wedding, accompanied by her supportive family and loving husband.

Shall we begin?

Above, ‘the prologues’ argues that a tall, white, middle class, midwestern girl could never have doubted that she couldn’t have a fairy tale wedding.

Does she not know many girls...?

Since when are girls not allowed to doubt that they’ll not find the man of their dreams? Or ever get married? Or that they won’t be able to pay for an extravagant “fairytale” wedding? Or that maybe whomever they marry might want something more low key for their wedding day? Or that maybe a major fashion house won’t be designing a gown for them?

Nope. You can only ever doubt you’ll get your fairytale wedding if YOU ARE A LESBIAN WHO CANT LEGALLY MARRY didn’t you know!!!

‘prologues’ has decided that because it’s unusual to get married on a Thursday, it can’t be real. She doesn’t know Josh or Karlie or anyone who knows them, but it’s not typical so it can’t be real.

Then she decides because Karlies a model she wouldn’t know what her wedding dress would look like until she got the sketch. But clearly she doesn’t know what it’s like to have something couture made for you. That’s EXACTLY what happens. The model/person wearing the custom made gown describes what they’d like, to an extent, but then puts their trust in the head designer for the fashion house. Because if you just wanted a gown that you designed, you’d have it made. Instead she chose Dior.

Karlie wanted Dior to make her gown and gave them some parameters and waited to see what the designer would create for her. It’s far more special that way. It’s custom Dior. Not custom Karlie Kloss. Also, hence the mood board for reference.

Then ‘prologues’ goes on to be more flabbergasted about the wedding being on a Thursday. Something no mere mortal would ever do. Ever. Because that way, no one had enough time to get presents. Or to get off work.

People like David Geffen attended. Rich people. Who can go on a Monday if they wanted to, let alone a Thursday. Plus, every one of her sisters were there, his parents, and I’m sure all the other people they wanted so CLEARLY people can make it to a wedding on a Thursday.

Still, though. To her and Kaylors: Thursday wedding means fake.

I missed some stuff about how ‘prologues’ insisted there clearly wasn’t enough time to make this gown. But she’s forgetting the fact that the head of Dior was doing this for one of their best clients and friend. Ateliers can do almost anything basically. They can hand make a gown full of beading in two days if necessary. This is one of the oldest and most respected Fashion Houses/ateliers there is. They can handle it.

Now, she’s insisting Karlies mom was literally dragged through the fitting.

Was she? Was she though?

Or was that a giddy Karlie clasping her moms hand in excitement over her wedding dress for her special day? And if you’re still not sure which it was - actually dragging of a person who looks uncomfortable or giddy excitement between mother and daughter- just look to the other scenes with her sisters and father, who gather together in Josh and Karlies apartment to see her in her gown and get misty eyed over it. They all were clearly extremely happy for her.

‘Prologues’ says the dress does not reflect Karlie at all. Which, let’s not forget, she does not know Karlie or anyone who knows her. So, shut the fuck up. Oops. Sorry. That slipped out.

Perhaps, knowing of Josh’s asshole parents disdain for her profession as a “lingerie model” Karlie wanted something classic but modern (oh! Wait! She said that herself!) and more modest than risqué. Now, I know I’m using logic here to make small leaps, but bear with me. Beaudes, even if that gown isn’t your taste (it’s not mine necessarily, you can’t really argue that it’s a classy, beautiful dress)

Again, ‘prologues’ is on and on about this being a photoshoot for Dior. I’m sorry, but dont photoshoots usually end up in magazines? You know, for people to see said photoshoot?

Or hey! Maybe Dior has hit some hard times lately and is taking what they can get these days: advertisement on the YouTube Klossy channel a year later.

‘Prologues’ tells us what videos should show. Like Josh seeing Karlie walking down the aisle or real wedding tents and not production tents masquerading as wedding tents (has she ever been on set? Her knowledge of production tents would indicate: NO).

Again she says clearly it’s a shoot for Dior. That, again, never gets published ANYWHERE.

Then she tells us that Karlie knew how worried her best buddy fans would be on this day, the Kaylors. You can tell how much Karlie cares for the Kaylors by how she keeps deleting most mentions of them from her comments.

And that she did this to tell the Kaylors to relax. It’s a direct message to Kaylors, guys! I love when celebrities send cryptic messages to their conspiracy theory fans! So, they have nothing to worry about. Phew!

Well, until tomorrow when she posts about how much she loves her husband and makes fools out of all the Kaylors mocking the dress video saying “is she marrying the dress? Huh huh. Where’s the groom? Huh huh. We caught you. It’s fake. Huh huh.”

Tune in tomorrow to watch the Kaylors pick apart every tiny detail of her heartfelt tribute to her actual husband so they can continue to live in their fantasy world.

[kaylorfails]

Cry me a fucking river 🙄

“For heterosexual fans they think this is how you have to be in a relationship”

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Kaylor famfiction: super bowl edition

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This is the last new year

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aaaaand they're back at it again

I'm sure this must mean something very important that's just too big for me to understand, so I'm confusion.

[papercutstings-paperthinplans]

Hmmmm. Reminds me of the dance that Tay and Brendon did in ME! Oh Kaylor:)