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[mrsroryhuntzberger]

If you get this say 5 facts about yourself then pass this on to 10 of your favourite followers ~

Thank you!! I’ll try to make these fun facts interesting!!

1. I met Vanessa Hudgens a couple of years ago. I was awkward and said “hi” and “thank you” while my mom did all the talking.

2. I don’t have a bellybutton. I had surgery when i was little and it just so happened that my surgery was done right where my belly button was so it got stitched up in the process and i have a fake one.

3. Bellybuttons creep me out. Like its a hole filled with germs. Wtf

4. I hate seafood but I’m from Florida. My family loves seafood and I can’t stand it. I find the taste strange and I would rather eat on-land meat.

5. I love soup. Like I’m high-key obsessed with it. I’ll eat soup at any time of the year, in any weather. I’ll never forget a few years ago I went to a week-long summer camp and when my parents picked me up they offered to take me to get food. We went to panera bread and I got potato soup. 

Thank you!! This was really fun!!

[kingofiron]

“You live like a pig.” - queenofiron

Arranged Marriage Sentence Starters (x)

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When Dáin first met his betrothed, he didn’t show up with grandeur and dressed in the typical lordly fashion. In fact, he had forgotten she was to arrive that day and hastily barged into the hall covered in grim and his battered training gear. Didn’t help matters she had arrived there before him. Not the best first impression. He had felt so guilty about it, he couldn’t look at her much less speak to her the whole first day.

It had been maybe a week or so now since Solveig had come to the Iron Hills, and he thought he’d never be able to impress her. At this point, he just was losing hope and feared she may request to call off their engagement.

“Well, our boars are the pride and joy of my people.” The young lord gave a sheepish smile. “I suppose I picked up their traits. Sorry that’s really not a…um..a decent quality trait for a noble, is it?” He’s heard his advisers tell him this multiple times before.

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[kingofiron]

The only gift I have to give you is a poor gift, and that’s myself.

Danny Perasa

[kingofiron]

@thequeenofiron

“W-what?” Dáin stammered before knocking over a shelving in their quarters, a clatter of books and other items hitting the floor. Not caring for the things he knocked over his is surprise, he took a few quick strides over to his wife and clasped both of her hands within his own.

“Y-you’re?” He trailed off, unable to form a proper sentence. “You’re not bluffing, right? I mean, why would you bluff. I-” The dwarven lord searched Solveig’s eyes. “You are with child? Truly?”

[thequeenofiron]

Her eyes rolled, reaching up to press her lips against three of her fingers. Moving closer to him, she put them to his lips. “There, a kiss to make it up. Not a full kiss because honestly, you’re a full grown dwarf. You should know better.” She snorted.

[kingofiron]

A bashful look and an embarrassed chuckle came from Dain after he was given the "kiss." Of course, he should always know better. "It's a good thing I have you to remind me of my faults. To be honest, I'm not certain I'd survive without your wisdom." He laughed again, but this time a bit more happily.

The young lord gently took the hand that had pressed against his lips a moment ago. He brushed his lips over her fingers and then placed a kiss to her palm. As he turned her hand to brush a ghost of a kiss against her knuckles, he met Solveig's gaze. "I think you'll have to constantly remind me I'm a grown dwarf for the rest of my days."

[kingofiron]

"It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…" { thequeenofiron }

VALENTINE’S INSPIRED MEMES (x)

"Aye, but you take ridiculous risks for love." Of course he forgotten to have the roses de-thorned, but Dain tried to play it off. The young lord should’ve read those elvish romance novels more closely. "Sorry, m’love." He a sheepish grin as he licked his cut lips of the blood.

[kingofiron]

“slurred words” { da wife }

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

"EVERYONE THERE IS AN ACHE IN MAH HEART! I fear it is fatal, for I long fer mah love’s embrace. I mourn that she’s not here with me ta call me a fool and give me dat death stare of pure love!" Twirls about on his toes, as if he’s dancing.

"Her name is better than…than the music of life! She’s stronger dan all the boars from here and to the Iron Hills. SHE IS MY LOVE! EVERYONE WILL KNEEL AND BOW BEFORE HER PRESENCE! Aye, my dear Solveig. My heart aches for you…so I must drink away my pain…" Even though the King saw her a few hours ago.