May 28, 2011
Nov 12 - 18
Mij: You know it's time to knock back the pranks a couple notches when the cops get involved...
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Nov 12 - 18
Mij: You know it's time to knock back the pranks a couple notches when the cops get involved...
Nov 5 - Nov 11
Before competition in Chicago:
Katie: (after walking from on end of the hotel to the other looking for fellow orch dorks without her shoes on) Okay, I'm gonna put my shoes back on now.
Jess: LIKE CINDERELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie: No, NOT like Cinderella. (thinks) No, YES like Cinderella, but a GOTHIC CINDERELLA!!! when prince charming comes, I'll refuse to be rescued because I'm holding out for Johnny Depp.
Nicole's birthday quote (1)
Simone: What if you came home and found Voldemort playing strip poker with your family?
Nicole: Yeah, every Saturday...
Simone: And he always loses.
Nicole: Yeah, and he wears those speedos with "hott" printed across it...
Lilly's birthday quote
When Lilly was being acupunctured:
Jess: (pats her cheek)
Lilly: (Licks Jess' hand)
Jess: Eww!!! (rubs spit off) Ooo! Hand sanitizer! (squirts some out) I mean, what if you have rabies...or mono...or worse...gingervitis!
Lilly: (imitates Ron from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone) She needs to short out her priorities...
May 2006
Nicole: I don't know any of my values and beliefs.
Simon: Well, last time i checked, i was pretty sure one plus one equals two, but that's just my belief.
Apr 2006
Jess: Can you imagine health without Simon?
Nicole: It's like saying can you imagine math without Matt.
Simon: Can you imgaine math without numbers??
Mar 2006
A flashback to when Nicole threatened to kick her mom in the juggular:
Nicole: I'll kick you in the juggular!
Mrs. Stieff: I'd like to see you lift your leg that high.
Nicole: Okay, just stand there.
Mrs. Stieff: I don't want a retard kicking as high as my head.
Nicole: (as her mom walks away) Aw, c'mon. (follows Mrs. Stieff into closet and kicks as high as Mrs. Stieff's juggualr and falls over).
Jan 2006
During Alg. II/Trig:
Matt: Have you seen Goodbye Lenin?
Nicole: Good, by Lenin?
Matt: No, Goodbye (waves wildly) Lenin!