"c'monnnnn, c'monnnnnnnn"
hi. and welcome to my niche hc that the process of becoming a warframe nullifies genitalia, which makes jerking it extremely difficult. especially for resident jerking off hero amir
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"c'monnnnn, c'monnnnnnnn"
hi. and welcome to my niche hc that the process of becoming a warframe nullifies genitalia, which makes jerking it extremely difficult. especially for resident jerking off hero amir
people say i can take pretty good pictures but sadly I rarely take photos because I’m surrounded by suburban purgatory
When you see people still shipping Staci Pratt and Jacob Seed
"J, where did you put the new leather cleaning stuff?" Tony questioned, glancing under the table, covered in grime from wing to toe. - metaldragonheart
Jarvis sighed, glancing at him. "Please stop tracking dirt everywhere...go stand in the bathroom, tile is easier to clean. I'll go get the leather cleaning supplies."
“Why, thou monkey," said a harpooneer to one of these lads, "we've been cruising now hard upon three years, and thou hast not raised a whale yet. Whales are scarce as hen's teeth whenever thou art up here." Perhaps they were; or perhaps there might have been shoals of them in the far horizon; but lulled into such an opium-like listlessness of vacant, unconscious reverie is this absent-minded youth by the blending cadence of waves with thoughts, that at last he loses his identity; takes the mystic ocean at his feet for the visible image of that deep, blue, bottomless soul, pervading mankind and nature; and every strange, half-seen, gliding, beautiful thing that eludes him; every dimly-discovered, uprising fin of some undiscernible form, seems to him the embodiment of those elusive thoughts that only people the soul by continually flitting through it. In this enchanted mood, thy spirit ebbs away to whence it came; becomes diffused through time and space; like Cranmer's sprinkled Pantheistic ashes, forming at last a part of every shore the round globe over.
from Moby-Dick; or, The Whale, Herman Melville, 1851
Abby walks in and lifts her shirt up.
Me: David, your daughter's flashing.
Abby: I AM NOT BLACK! DON"T BE RACIST.
Larry Stylinson...
Hmmm...
Gee, I wonder why...