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[colbertreporrim]

LOTSA INQUIRIES WITH DUMB ANSWERS

1. What’s one item from a sci-fi or fantasy story that you wish you had?

I am mightily compelled to opt for the Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy

2. What is an unusual talent that you have? (Don’t lie to me, I know you have one.)

I am oddly proficient at not ever making enemies. Silver tongue combined with extreme pacifistic tendencies uwu

3. Imagine that you are in a place that IS home. What is this place?

I am in a place where I can be comfortable with people I care about who care for me as well. The environment is conducive to tranquility and repellent of unnecessary stress. Also, I can be naked.

4. What is the difference between a real person’s personality and a fictional character’s personality?

A fictional character's personality is determined, as a writer will think to themself "Golly, this guy's a big bag of dicks" or something to that effect. A real person's personality exists only in perception. There's nobody to say that I was intended to be a pompous ass, it would be your opinion. This opinion would hypothetically be just as valid as any, rather than having an intended impression.

5. Books, books, books. What are three books that I should read?

Watchmen- Alan Moore, From Hell- Alan Moore, I Am America (And So Can You!)- Stephen Colbert

6. What is something that you could rant about for hours if someone let you?

I can rant for hours about many a thing, it's quite horrific. However when somebody gets me going about the various ways I express myself, it's gg.

7. Character that is inspiring?

For the longest time I admired Rorschach with a passion. I was quite moved by his resolution and it compels me to be more rigid. 

8. What’s your otp?

uuuuUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!??!?!?????????????????

9. What would be the absolutely awkwardest way for somebody to ask you out?

Probably ask my step-father and ex-gf to ask for them at the same time.

10. If you were a super hero, what would your powers be?

Teleportation, I'd be promoted at dominos to the ultimate pizza delivery expert.

11. What question was I answering for number 11? (Be creative)

Would you sell both your grandmothers for pokemon cards?

[kadael]

Recruitment

Friend: So I'm thinking about getting the Zombies, Run! app for the summer

Me: YES YOU SHOULD DO IT AND HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN AND JOIN THE FANDOM AND WRITE FANFICTION AND YOU WILL MAKE SO MANY NEW FRIENDS I WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO EVERYONE

[phemiec]

The fact that those three are your most popular songs probably has to do with how accessably they are. I don't know Made of Death very well, but with both Ugly Story and Sweet, the listener finds it easy to understand what's going on the whole time, plus in my oppinion Sweet is really really good. Now compare those accessable songs to I Am an Island, which I could not figure out what was going on with. That said, I personally like the songs that I have to think about more.

That’s probably very true! I myself have always been more into songs with a lot of complicated metaphor, stuff that make you think or even makes you tense from the unpredictability of it. My favorite songs are ones where I can listen to them a dozen times and they mean something different every time, not just my stuff but songs in general…I guess we’re kind of odd, friend. Lol, and that would make sense why I’m flummoxed at the popularity of such lines as “I’m a prince and I live in a ship”! hahaha