I absolutely adore Hamish and Andy. Initially, I was dismayed on discovering the slew of ridiculously good-looking women who’ve kept them company over the years. I sighed, shaking my head as I deleted "Does Hamish have any allergies" and "What's Andy's favourite film" from my browser history. No chance, Natasha. No chance.
But not one to give in to a defeatist attitude, I now see the litany of banging, accomplished women who've set the precedent in a positive light:
1) I actually owe a huge amount of gratitude to these so-called ‘girlfriends’ for keeping Hamish and Andy occupied until I am old enough to see the relationship move from pedo-territory into the adorable ‘age is just a number baby’ category,
2) They’ll have had such an overdose of models and busty blondes, I’ll make a refreshing, albeit potentially awkward, change as a normal human being.
In the meantime, Megan Gale, who Andy used to date (think of the banter! Think of the sex! Oh god it’s all too much) has phenomenal taste in salads.
“I created this salad because I loved all the ingredients independently, and I wanted to see what they were like together. Turns out, they are delicious.”
Roast pumpkin slices drizzled with macadamia or grapeseed oil until caramelised and tender. Grill a piece of salmon (again, using macadamia or grapeseed oil) and place on top of pumpkin. Add sliced avocado and mango, and top with fig and balsamic vinegar.