#these two dummies

[amillcitygirl]

[tivajunkie]

“Agent David, do you really consider me to be in your life?”

Excuse me while I go throw myself off a CLIFF.

[facetimebuddies]

buck literally said “no, come on, eddie. you think if i knew Math this Good, i wouldn’t have already used it to impress you?” and eddie said “yea, no, you’re right.”

[separatist-apologist]

60. Poorly timed confession & flirting under fire pleaaase 💛

Arrows rained overhead and Elain, not for the first time, vowed to murder Feyre and Rhysand when she returned to Night. A diplomatic mission, they'd said. Parties and dancing, Rhys had assured her. Paired with Lucien, the two were plunged into a messy civil war in the middle of the continent with no clear path to get back home. Even if they did, were they abandoning the interests of Prythian to a potential dictator to rival the likes of Hybern?

"Elain, get down," Lucien hissed, yanking her arm to hide her beneath a barricade of debris. "Your beauty is captivating but not so much it would prevent our deaths."

"Are you sure it's me that's distracting?" she shot back dryly, gesturing at his half buttoned, torn shirt streaked with blood. In truth there was a certain appeal to Lucien undone and covered in grime. He reminded her of the heroes she'd so often read about.

It wasn't the time for that. She knew this little excursion was Rhys and Feyre's bad attempt at match making. The problem was it was working. She was annoyed by how much she liked him. Loved him, even.

Lucien ran a hand down his chest. "If you want me, just say so."

"You'll be captured with your pants around your ankles," she retorted, stomach lurching when Lucien's grin turned dreamy.

"Tell my family I died doing what I loved."

She mock groaned and Lucien grabbed her wrist, darting from their position in the half-ruined palace towards a wall. The sounds of swords and screams punctured their good natured conversation, reminding her that at any moment they might be captured or worse.

A panel in the floral papered wall opened and Lucien shoved her inside. Drawing his sword, he followed just behind her, walking backwards in case they were followed.

"It would be true, you know," he said conversationally, back hunched in the too-small, too dark space.

"Must you choose now to be disgustingly crude?" she complained.

His sigh was an exasperated sound. "Don't ask me to be something I'm not, lady. I meant dying doing what I loved."

She rolled her eyes. "Yes, I understood perfectly well-"

"Because we'd be together and I love you...obviously," he interrupted.

Heart pounding, stomach soaring, Elain asked, "Is now really the best time to be confessing love?"

"What if I die? You should know."

Elain turned, also bent in the low tunnel, reached for his face but grabbed his hair instead. It didn't matter. Pressing her mouth against his, she kissed him roughly.

"If you die, I die," she told him, her breath hot in his face.

"The words every male wants to hear," he replied.

"I'll tell you when we make it out of this alive."

[doortotomorrow]

MEMORI The 100 / Season Six / Episode 01 / Sanctum

[notraylen]

I’ll listen- 


I’m still thinking about this part of the conversation, the eye contact and the way they both slightly smile as they tell each other ok. Fjord and Jester reaffirming that they can talk to each other about anything and Fjord letting her know that even if she doesn’t want to tell everyone, if she wants to tell anyone that he’ll be there for her like she’s been there for him. 


The relationship between these two has really grown from when they first traveled together, you had Jester who was clearly crushing on Fjord and wanting to make sure he wasn’t so self conscious about himself giving him compliments any chance she gets, wanting him to see himself how she saw him. 


Then it gradually became something that was shared, maybe not romantically at first but it was shared between the two nonetheless both of them just wanting the best for the other and to make sure the other was safe. 


Now you have Fjord, who looks head over heels in love with this person, the one he met so long ago on the coast, the one who wanted to help him figure out his magic, she was once a stranger..now she’s one of his best friends, perhaps something more than that?


Fjord over the past 3 days seems like he’s ready to tell her how he feels but he can’t find the right words, or the right moment. Yet he’s found and made time to continually remind her that she’s not alone, something she’s reminded him about all the time. 
Remember when Jester felt like she was in love with the idea of who Fjord was but he turned out not to be the way she had pictured? 


Well if you ask me, i think the Fjord now, this Fjord, is the one she was talking about all those weeks ago. 
I don’t know how to feel about these two, i’m-

[hoe-doroki]

Had to share this fic with you, it's so adorable 🥺🥺

Awww, thanks so much, dear! Please, send me any and all bkdk goodness!! Sorry it took me a while to get to it; I’m currently reading a 500k bkdk fic because that’s how deep in hell I am. But it was nice to take a break and jump over to something a bit shorter! I enjoyed how this fic was chock full of Japanese customs. I don’t know anything, so it was a lot to think about! And I’m so glad our boys are learning to communicate :’)

[pro-bee]

Speaker: From the video presentation, it's clear that sexual harassment can take many forms in the work place. A co-worker with elevator eyes-- looking you up and down. A co-worker shows you a cartoon or photo of a sexual nature-- 

Tony: If you're lucky. 

Speaker: A co-worker's hand accidentally brushes up against your body--

Ziva: If you're really lucky.

... These two idiots have already done everything the sexual harassment speaker is warning them against.

Probably all that very morning.

*Thinks of the scene in the S10 premiere where they literally did elevator eyes IN THE ELEVATOR*

*Thinks of all the references to each other’s anatomy*

*Thinks of all the stupid shit they share*

*Thinks of all the times they touched each other inappropriately*

This lady just dictated a gif set for us

Also let’s talk about how Ziva wants Tony to brush up against her 👀 and how these two are proud of the fact that they have already broken all these rules

(because they said no rules!!!!)

And also Ziva licking Tony’s neck to get him into trouble is peak dumbass couple chaotic energy I’M JUST SAYING

anyway why are they like this