#theubergrump

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

theubergrump replied to your post “also a heads up, i am super not interested in debate via obvious bait...”

y are people so desperate to get their weird takes validated by a random dnd nerd on tumblr

ikr? like, it’s not like i’m a Super Prominent Political-Type Person or anything. even if “well what about how the COPS and their FAMILIES feel” was the epic dunk someone seems to think it is, like, cool? you totally owned someone who spends half their time doing uquizzes and reblogging dad jokes and memes?

[kamibanani]

@theubergrump and I are doing this meme so here’s my take :3

[motherboxing]

for the d&d meme, I wanna say orc sorcerer? bc charisma is their casting class (and int is secondary I think?), so you have your irl eloquence, but if shit goes down, you're big n buff enough to intimidate and/or defend yourself. and magic is just cool. I hope Pif is okay!! I can relate to how scary that situation is. I'm sending good thoughts to you both

I love orcs on principle and I love magic so I love this! Thanks bud!

[frankensteined]

theubergrump replied to your post “can you believe that, before i got to kadara myself and completed the...”

are you fucking kidding he is so your type that while talking to him I literally thought to myself "I bet Court loves this guy"

i know okay i know!!! i was just trying to convince myself, but i failed! miserably! 

“oh court,” i said to myself, upon landing on kadara. “how many times can you fall for the same character type?” apparently the answer is every goddamn time. 

things actually did not turn out hunky dory for my sara ryder wrt that whole Reyes Thing, but it made for such a completely satisfying story that i kind of love it more than if it had.  

my next ryder is in a lot more trouble, though. 

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

theubergrump

  God, I don't know who said you were majestic first...

literally every time you try to describe how uncool you are it makes you sound more fun and interesting instead

sounds like someone who has never heard my bad singing voice would say

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

tumbler dot com is a cool and functioning website

[kamibanani]

This lil lady is Josephine Lee, aka Josie, who is the protagonist of my in-progress story (which is yet untitled). It started out as an idea for a short story but it’s apparently going to... well, not be short. Oops! Still in the sketching stage but I want to make it very clear that Josie is a dark skinned woman of colour, with dark brown eyes and black hair.

Josie is a 32 year-old baker who lives in a small village about two days’ carriage ride from the capital city, when one day she receives an unlikely summons from the lawyers’ guild in the city asking for her attendance to the reading of a Will from her grand-uncle, Goren, who Josie barely knows. Curiosity gets the better of her, and she sets off!

There is also a very fat cat in this story that adopts Josie.

[kamibanani]

an accompaniment to my first Josephine “Josie” Lee post, various outfits Josie wears in the first installment of the book (bc the damn thing has turned itself into a series). again, still in the sketching stage but i want to be VERY clear that Josie is a dark skinned woman of colour with dark brown eyes and black hair.