#thewinterwaifu

[wri0thesley]

When I played the video and the diavolo squeaked my dog came RUNNING to my room and was so confused, looking around for a squeaky toy LMAO. Btw impressive collection :ooo

throw diavolo sphere for him to fetch with 

[headoverjojo]

Triciaaa ;w; 💙💙 I have never ever requested somehing from you bc of my anxiety and the regret was real when you closed the ask box.Can I ask for headcanons of Kars with a female human s/o who is very short and with a flat chest who also happens to have anxiety?Bonus points he if she is also very athletic and competitive and isn't joking at all when she challenges the fitness gods to a horse chariot race

Marìaaaaaaa 💜💜💜 Hiiii :,) Ooooh, interesting!! Here we go, I hope you like it! :3

Kars with a small s/o who has anxiety but who’s also very athletic and competitive

Kars, as the perfect being, wants at his side just a person who could be worth of him. His s/o immediately picked his interest, even if human, and so, for definition, imperfect. Still, he can overlook that seeing at all the pros of his partner: he likes her physically, finding her body shape pleasant and, in a certain sense, fit for battle. Who’ll ever suspect of a so short and petite human? She could be his secret weapon. This, of course, if he’d let her go on battle: he’s very protective towards her, knowing that humans are fragile, so she’d be stuck at his side all the time.

He doesn’t understand what anxiety is. Why does she act like this? Is something wrong? Then what is wrong? She’s his companion, she had been chosen among every other woman: isn’t it enough to make her feel special? His s/o has to be patient, while explaining him what anxiety is, and to be ready, for the first times, to see this being labelled as “weird human problem that she should leave behind”. However, as time passes, he starts to notice that this problem isn’t so trivial as he thought; something as severe as the sun for him and the others. He starts to treat her anxiety more seriously, even if he doesn’t coddle her or let her cry on his shoulder; however, he’s gentler, as much as he can be, and patient.

One thing that intrigued him was her contradiction: she’s a pretty little thing who’s anxious and timid but, at the same time, her small body is really athletic and she has no qualms in challenging him or Esidisi or Whamu on a chariot race. He loves to see her training, the smooth and fluid movements of her body, and loves the gleam in her eyes when she challenges his companions and friends. By now, she is friend both with Esidisi and Whamu and challenges of this kind aren’t rare. When she feels particularly competitive, she challenges directly Kars, as a small smirk graces his face. Even if his s/o hasn’t even a chance to win against the Pillar Men, he loves how she tries and tries, always challenging even herself to grow better and better. He knows how to reward her, after those funny rounds.

[staruplatinum]

You/Luna x Risotto!

T-thank you Queen 😭🖤

[dokidoki-tae]

Honestly I really ship you with Prosciutto quite a lot because I feel like it would work and it would be very cute!But since you wanted to hear other options...I'd say you could work with Bruno as well because he is so caring and he would totally give you all the love when you feel down.I'd say you could work with Illuso too,I can see you as a power couple who teases each other a lot.Hope Tumblr doesn't eat this haha

i think me and prosciutto would be cute as well

this is so cute. Bruno is such a sweet man, i’d feel so overwhelmed by his love every day if i were with him. I’d feel all warm and fuzzy my whole life. 

LMAO Illuso, he’d be so mad at my rat jokes directed at him 

[headoverjojo]

Hey!Sorry I didn't see that tagged post, Tumblr keeps messing up notfs for some reason!Despite Berserk being my fav,Jojo is actually still my second favorite and I am REALLY passionate about it!Dear anon,as long as my askbox is open you are never being a burden by requesting!It actually makes me happy that people like my work and having this blog has helped with me my writing!I really like Jojolion too and would love to see more pt8 requests!Feel free to ask away,and thanks for being so lovely♡!

Marìa herself here! Here you go dear anon :3

[headoverjojo]

Triciaaa ♡♡♡ I didn't want to annoy you but I couldn't help but send a matchup in hehe.I'm a female,5'2,INFP and bi disaster with anxiety and asperger.My hobbies include horse riding,videogames,writing,art and rock music (particuarly passionate about that first one to the point where I have a stupid dream of becoming a jockey eventually).It's common for me to be mistaken for a boy because uh,flat chest and short hair.I pretend not to mind but it actually affects me sometimes.My friends des{1/2}

Marìaaaaa 💖💖 you never annoy meee, c’mon!! You know it uwu Ok then! Uhm… I’d match you with

Josuke Higashikata!

Why so? Ok! So, Josuke wouldn’t have problems with your anxiety or asperger, trying to help you as much as he can to make you feel comfortable when you feel anxious. He just wants the best for his girl! He’s a soft giant with a golden heart, once he has found love he doesn’t want to lose it!

He’d be amazed knowing that you know how to ride! He’d come to see your trainings and, if you do it, also competitions. He’d be your number one fan! And he’d even try to learn, but just if you teach him! More time to spend with his beloved~ and he’d be interested in all your other hobbies! Videogames in particular -catch him playing with you as much as he can!-

Knowing that being mistaked for a boy bugs you, he’d be super protective towards you. It’s like when people criticize his hair. He goes mad to anyone who makes you feel uncomfortable, all while taking you near him, protective. No one can hurt you in his presence!

Your loyalty? Music to his ears. He’s an extremely loyal person too -to his family, to you, to his friends- so knowing that you’re too is an important tassel in your relationship! He doesn’t mind if you’re sometimes childish, since he is, oh boy, he really is too, sometimes! Competitive? He’s too, especially in videogames, so your games could be pretty heated, since you both want to win. Still, he’d not complain or be disappointed if he loses: the important thing is to have fun with you! 

He’d be a bit concerned seeing how much you ask from yourself, however. He just wants to let you see how amazing you already are, how much you already do, that you don’t need to push yourself more ‘cause you’re already doing great now! He’d be supportive as hell, of course, but he’d also remember you all your achivements and that if you push yourself too hard you’d end up being sick and you don’t want to be sick, right? He certainly doesn’t want to see you sick!

And here it is! I hope you like it, dear :3

[headoverjojo]

Would you like Diavolo to change the opening?(Like Kira and Dio did)

ABSOLUTELY YES and I’m gonna sue DP if they miss the chance- 

Like, Uragirimono no Requiem has even a refrain which could work for the “time skip” as Great Days had, so DP, pleeeease!!

[headoverjojo]

Risotto ofc!

MARIAAAAAAA

I'm exploding hhhhhhhh ily :') 💖💖💖💖