Shojo and Glitch SITTING IN A TREE
LOVE ME YOU HARPY
Love Landon
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LANDON AND SHOJO SITTING IN A TREE
Oh wait Landon, how are you not freaking out
PETER GET OUT OF THE TREE DAMN IT
Oh wait what? Sorry.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Right?
PETER OUT!
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Landonononon and Shojojojojo SITING IN A TREEE
Oop there they go out of the tree
DA FUCK BART GET OUT
PETER DAMN IT
Oh look, there's Michael
OH OH NO NOPE
FUCK
PUT THAT UNDER A READ MORE
DAMN IT THEY DON'T WORK ON THE APP
FUCKING FUCK
Laundromats and Bowties OR The Unspeakable Laundromat Incident
Laundromats and Bowties
Character: Michael, Jon, Rabbit, Spine, and Sam
AUTHOR NOTE:OK the unspeakable Laundromat incident…. From the stillinprogress/alreadydone (depending when you read this crappy thing) game Estate of Panic! I have no idea what I’m doing… muffins help me.
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ONE DAY AT THE LAUNDROMAT. No one remembers why they went there or where the demon came from.
The Bowtie had grown from its original size to that of the average humanoid. The socks and other clothing items had also done this. They also grew very terrifying faces that were also hilarious because they looked like they came from a cartoon. Except for one dishtowel, it turned into a puppy!
“I T-TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WAS HAUNTED!” Rabbit yelled.
“Great… I’m going to have to clean this up” Sam rolled his eyes.
“Na man I’ll help you with this one,” Michael assured Sam.
The Spine came back from the arcade only to see this scene and walk back out of the room.
“Pacman is way more worth it,” he mumbled as he put more coins in the machine.
NOW back to the actual story.
The Jon had been taken down by ten pairs of pants. Rabbit used his flamethrower to try and destroy the evil clean clothes but they were still soaking wet and were therefore unaffected but the fire. Michael was stuffing things into dryers only to be tackled the more. Sam decided that the only logical solution was to trap the laundry in those expandable basket things that are ALWAYS blue and EVERYWHERE in Laundromats.
Rabbit’s flamethrower started working after the fire dried all the clothes and ashes stained the floor. I mean have you ever trying to clean up ashes from TILE floors that is fricking hard to clean man.
The Spine beat the last boss in street fighter… I mean Sam successfully trapped ten bags of clothing and gave them to Michael to put in dryers, which Michael found out shrank the clothing to the manageable size of NONEXSISTANT. The Spine got sucked into Tron. Jon got out of the pile of clothes that had attacked him and went for the bow tie, whom had gotten bored, waited patiently on top of a washer to be the last boss of the battle. You know the boss with AWESOME cinematography and it’s own cut scene and annoying moves that throw the players to the wall and mess up the camera angles so that said players can’t aim right and end up dying because they are so FRICKIN frustrated that they forget how to play the game. Also they didn’t save because they were doing that whole ‘IM NOT GONNA DIE! I PLAYED THIS BEFORE’ shtick. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah Jon attacking the bowtie!
The Jon punched the Bowtie in the face. Fire was aimed at the bowtie as well. The loss in moisture caused the stylish neckwear to shrink and in a last ditch effort attacks The Jon. The attack however does not work and the bowtie goes back to its normal state as a piece of neckwear.
YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU WOKE THE BEAST OF WASEDRAFT, the demon yelled.
“Ok so The Jon now has a possessed bowtie. Rabbit is out of flamethrower juice at the moment.” Sam started to state the obvious when The Spine burst through the door.
“I FINALLY BEAT TRON THE WORLD IS SAVED!” he yelled
There was an awkward pause.
“We will never speak of this again,” Michael concluded after destroying all the clothes that probably belonged to poor college students, “Agreed?”
The bots and Sam nodded in agreement and shouted, “Agreed.”
It was discovered a few weeks later that the demon was somehow connected to the Hall of Riddles and any bowtie The Jon owns.
We are on the third bowtie and he WON’T LEAVE!
Peter Walter VI and Steve Negrete narrated this story even though they were not present during the event.
Have a lovely night and please don’t ruin the carpet as you leave. Thank you.
For those of you wh o've seen the playthroughs thus far, you know of Jon's haunted bow tie... well, here's one story of how it may've happened!
