My boss: If you're in the office then try not to distract the three in there because they're constantly working hard and need to get on with work
What actually happens in the office:
"BMX bunting, even people who haven't heard of it are looking forward to it! 😂😂"
*heavy metal playing in the background*
"*hitting keys on her laptop repeatedly* why! won't! you! work!"
"Full of golden nuggets, he is," "more like chicken nuggets,"
"You're missing a door! You don't just see the stairs as soon as you walk in! And the banister doesn't start there!"
"*talks about a garden tool and how useful it is*"