#they don't exist

[systlin]

One of the biggest shocks of my adult life was realizing that there are a depressingly high number of people out there who still legitimately believe in the divine right of kings, and in fact who think that it is the ideal form of government.

[phan-doesnt-exist]

Dan and Phil aren't real it's government propaganda

[cannibalizedbygoatsaaghhhh]

ALWAYS LOOK OVER THE ART YOU MAKE AT 3 AM BEFORE YOU POST OH MY JAW SURGERY

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[stabbyfoxandrew]

How are your mer Neil and mer Andrew doing this fine day?

baby i honestly couldn't tell you i haven't looked at their doc since like november TwT i can't even remember where we left off

[onecutelittlemouse]

Oh my gosh LOOK A DEM EYES!!!

[biancatronic]

"Stop hear me out at Prototype, he's a kid! Amber said they're still kids."

NOBODY CARES ABOUT CANON!

And they don't exist!

[kayrl]

I've made my calculations again and came to the conclusion Fleamont did in fact not exist and Doria is James' actual mother and James was Wally's cousin.

Because if Doria was 40 when James was born and Monty is supposed to be around Wally's age (both born in 1925), Doria would have to give birth at the age of 5 because, yes, she and her niece only have a five year age gap because Polux had Wally when he was 13 (his wife was 18).

Also, I saw someone say James' parents are described to be older than most parents.

While J.K. admits she's horrible at math and just threw numbers at the three, I like to think about how unhinged and weird this family is.

So we learned three things:

1. Fleamont and Euphemia Potter unfortunately did not exist (I will keep ignoring this fact);

2. James is Walburga's first cousin;

3. Sirius would probably have done a TikTok for beating the teen pregnancy that runs in his family (Acturus III, Polux, Cygnus III, Cygnus I, Crucis, etc).

I love this family so much.