#they drown

[friendlyneighborhoodplebeian]

Ori: Bilbo, have a question.

Bilbo: Alright, shoot.

Ori: Why don’t you like swimming?

Bilbo: It’s not that I don’t like swimming. It’s that hobbits don’t like swimming.

Ori: And why’s that?

Bilbo: Simple, we don’t swim, we drown.

Ori: oh.

[flick-is-online]

Drowning...

[vry2k]

hey gordon? why do you have such a fixation on not being bad

T̷̪̟͝h̷̢̡̥͖̺̹͍̹̔̀̓̎͆e̴͕̫̘͍̿͋͌̆̈́̉͐͝y̵̘̲͓̠̿ ̵̨͙̠̙̝̱̣̎̍́͜ͅd̸̢̻̫̲͔̻̮̦̽̎̎̓̌̔̒͑̀̂͜͝ͅr̸̛͙̝̫̩̘͖͚̃̇̒̈͊̀̀͊̍͝ő̶̠̜̿̅͒̓̍̄͠͠͠w̵̨̪̳͚̩̙͍̼͑̍͑́̑ͅn̸̡̗͇̭̭̦̮͕͚̘̐̈́̀- I’m not bad.

[turtleduckrabbit]

[ Yes, more Incorrect Quotes . ]

Understandable that they’re not married, but it still makes for a good incorrect quote.

Also don’t ask why Shattered needs the toilet seat down.

Dark Cream (or atleast what the specific one it was based off of) is by Zu.

Mirage by Ari-Cuno

Apollo by SilentSquidSinner

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Cross: When we decided, to get these kids.

Cross: YOU SAID, TILL DEATH DO US PART.

Shattered: Well when YOU married ME, YOU AGREED TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN AFTER USING IT.

Cross: OH YEAH? WELL—— wait, is Mirage drowning?

Shattered: What—-..

They look over.

Cross: UH, APOLLO—- MIRAGE IS DROWNING-.

Apollo, just sitting down not caring: This ain’t about ‘em.

Mirage: gURGLLERGIEUEBGIWHREYFEHSHSJCAAYQVD-.

[azuriatheshadow]

Do you know the feeling of wanting to hug your splatoon oc one moment and then wanting to drown them the next second. Yeah. That's me rn.

[mylordshesacactus]

[id: Dishonored 2 achievement “Flesh and Steel: Complete the game without supernatural powers” | Unlocked Jul 6 @ 3:22pm]

I officially kicked a demigod’s ass with nothing but shameless savescumming and my sick parkour skills y’all

[sirswagsworth]

Alcohol makes it, so I can enjoy the things that trouble me so.

Starts with Al ends with Cohol