no i actually can’t take the slander anymore danlou is NOT the wholesome iwtv ship those bitches are CRUEL and NASTY they are so hateful to each other constantly
once an episode for like ten episodes louis reaches out to daniel and he VIOLENTLY rejects that shit he is ALWAYS biting the hand and you can’t really blame him because every time daniel bites louis scratches and he scratches HARD they are constantly levering emotional and physical violence on each other. like please do not sleep on messy toxic danlou okay two freaks don’t make a normie it just makes a bigger freak.
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Hi. I wuv him. This is unedited cause uhhh i dont wanna its hard.
wrote this all before getting ready to go to work, Bubba fans unite, we are few but we are LOUD
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Sweet, grateful and almost always a little lightheaded. Bubba is at your beck and call, will clean you up, get you water, a towel, but please, don’t forget to hold him close too, his feelings are so big, make him feel loved and appreciated. He’ll coo and sigh sweetly if you lie on his chest and draw circles in his chest hair, he loves physical touch.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
It’s honestly hard to guess what Bubba’s favorite body part on him is, but my best inference would be his hands, they’re large and skilled, he’s a craftsman at heart and values hard work. The size of them against your body would rile him up, their rough, calloused surfaces engulfing your soft skin would never go unnoticed.
His favorite body part of yours is also such a hard guess, as I think this boy is a body worshipper all around, just basking in every unique feature, but I really think he’d fixate on those very delicate parts, ankles, wrists, your neck, it’s all so small and delicate in comparison to his own. He could snap them like the neck of a bird, but holds them so delicately all the same.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
It goes pretty much without saying, Bubba is majorly inexperienced, prior to losing his virginity with you, he had only touched himself occasionally and the times to completion could be counted on one hand, so when it comes to cumming, he doesn’t have a great sense of when its going to happen and will often accidentally cum inside you, his whole body spasms, he shudders, whines and grips you tight, pulling you into his chest until the sensation passes. His loads are Huge, you can feel his cock and balls tighten and fall with every rope. If you’re blowing him, he will often cum in your mouth with little warning, you really have to keep an eye on his body language to prepare.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Panty stealer- sniffer- wearer. Will steal your cuties worn panties, huff them and often wear them under his work clothes. It makes him feel feminine, as well as close to you. It gives him a funny feeling in his gut to wear your tiny lacy panties around everyone, knowing they have no idea (everyone can see your huge cock print, man, they know somethings going on) He would be incredibly embarrassed if you found out but would be on cloud nine if you complimented him in them, told him how pretty he looked in them. He’d be all roses and puppy eyes if you would Iget the two of you a matching set.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Little to no prior experience, we all know his family’s views on sex, but we also know Bubba does have canon sexual interest and desire,If you have experience, I think he’d be a fast learner, he’d be more than eager for you to show him the ropes, he loves to learn a new skill and hone a craft, and if that craft is making you squeal, he’ll be your teacher’s pet. If you also have little to no experience, though, it would be a slow learning process for both of you, but a primal, carnal journey in learning how to make yourselves and eachother feel good, and well, that’s pretty fuckin hot.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Cowgirl/ reverse cowgirl, loves loves looooves to see you on top, and is strong enough to basically just lift you up and slide you back down on himself, making it easy on you. He loves to feel your legs on either side of him. If you can convince him to take his mask off, definitely sit on his face, he just loves the squeeze.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He’s too focused to be goofy, he’s really trying his hardest. Often regarded as goofy for just existing as an autistic man, one who enjoys crossdressing at that, even when he isn’t trying to be goofy, and that can be incredibly discouraging when it comes to feeling sexy. He’s not like, deadly serious but he is all in the moment of pleasure, not in the mood to be laughed at.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Not groomed (YUM), natural body hair all over, hair on his chest, stomach, thighs, back, legs ass and has the loveliest bush. Sometimes he will bathe before sex, sometimes. Often though he is sweaty (DOUBLE YUM), and bloody (ooooh baby a triple).
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Extremely intimate. Such a special sensation for him, the opposite of pain, all he’s ever known, equal in intensity and vulnerability. Especially when you treat him sweetly, his pupils blow out, he breathes heavily and sighs to release the rising tension in his body. Handsy, squeezes your flesh between his fingers, sometimes it hurts but that's just part of the territory. Will start taking off his mask later in your romantic relationship, so he can press the real skin of his real face to yours, to feel the direct heat, the immediate touch to the nerves. Something kind to the skin he was punished for having.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
I might just be projecting as a fellow autistic person, but I have a feeling he absent mindedly palms himself all the time when he’s trying to focus and it’s less for sexual pleasure but it almost feels like he can think better when he’s doing it. All that being said, it's still fun to watch, his huge hand stroking and squeezing his hardening dick through his pants. Hell yeah.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He definitely doesn’t know what any kinks are called specifically and has super little information on this kinda thing, but I think he would get especially satisfied marking his partner, just a little, just to have something that’s his it; has his name on it. I also think he’d get off on watching his partner get off, sometimes not even mutually, just to watch and look into your eyes while you squirm around and beg him to touch you. Also a huge fan of blowing off steam immediately after working by fucking you, will be covered in blood and viscera, and need to calm down by seeing you in ecstasy.
Also- I’ll add breeding, more as just this primal itch in the back of his mind, like that’s what he is supposed to do.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Honestly, probably just his bed, its soft, but also can see him as a tub sex sweetie, values the comfort and experience of it over the riskiness.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Validation, loves that he can do something so powerful to you that is the opposite of the violence, the only thing he is consistently praised for. So praise and giving pleasure, also though, really values the pleasure it brings him, and when he needs to, he likes that he can pleasure himself with your body.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Sharing. Is very jealous and protective, crossing the line to overbearing. Does not want anyone to even try having a shot with you. He’s extremely insecure and is never convinced 100% you won’t leave him for someone else, and he won’t find anyone like you again.
You can be dominant and take the lead with him, but don’t humiliate him, I don’t think he’d understand the kinky aspect of it and take it to heart, poor feller.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
My God does he like to receive oral. What a feeling, a delicate, soft mouth on his dick, warm and wet, its just gut twisting, head spinning, pure pleasure. I also think he gets in a specific mood to give oral, and he’s got those pouty, soft lips. But you might have to coach him out of biting you - unless you’re into that kinda thing.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Depends mostly on positioning. If you’re on top, its rough and a little sloppy but slower than when he’s on top, he can’t help but to rut into you with desperation, if you ask him to slow it down, he will try his best to oblige for as long as he can, until the urge takes him over again and he finds himself giving you his all again.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Quickies are often an accident of just cumming too quickly which can disappoint Bubba a little, damn it, he was looking forward to at least a little longer than that. But, better than nothing! Morning quickies before chores/breakfast are a different story though, it gets him in the right head for the day.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
All of this is still pretty experimental for Bubba, I guess he could get his hands on a dirty magazine of his brother’s (we know Chop Top has a sticky Playboy collection, get real), but I am not all that sure he’d be able to read it, just see pictures, which immediately make him blush and return the stolen pornomag. But, again, he is at your beck and call to make you feel good, not much is off limits if you want to try it.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Did you SEE how fast he runs in the first movie? And for how long? If it weren’t for having to cum, he could probably just go until he passed out. However, thats IF it weren’t for him not lasting all that long in terms of orgasming, he’s not keen on delaying it, he’s chasing that high and won’t fight the wave. And when he does cum, he needs a long recovery period, he just gets so relaxed and satisfied, he crashes, total system shut down brrrrr.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He does not know what that is. If you’re a smart little pervert like me, you’ve thought about the vibrations of a chainsaw against your - ahem. But, unless you bring that up, he’s not even aware that that kind of thing would feel good.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Not often, but hearing you beg to put his hands on you is music to his ears, it makes his blood run and heart flutter. He gives in very easily though, you’re too hard to resist.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Yeaah he’s loud, he’s grunting, he’s moaning, he’s blubbering and squealing, humming and growling, he can’t contain his pleasure. Everyone knows what Bubba’s doing up in his room with you, much to their disdain and entertainment. Get it, Bubba.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Is really thoughtful and romantic, like sets his bed up nice, runs baths, will crack the window to let in moonlight. Bubba loves you, he puts so much meticulous effort into it, he’s so sensitive. He’s also very sensitive to touch in areas that aren’t normally touched, his stomach and inner thighs are soft and ticklish,and it makes him twitch.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
GahDauhhmhmm I Want That Fat Boy. Thick thighs, stomach, arms, and cock. Girth girth girth girhththfgirht fuck. Uncut, 6-7 inches, equally fittingly large balls. He really is so fucking strong, barrell chested with his shirt off, large, w shaped tummy, big biceps and soft, far set pecs.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
It doesn’t really cross his mind when he’s got other things to focus about, but he’s ready when you ask, almost anytime, unless it’s like really bad time, in which case he’ll just give you a “one second” gesture and lock into what he’s doing, to quickly get done with his task and attend to you. Does get offhandedly horny though, if he catches a glimpse of you just looking especially nice, doing something impressive. You almost always have to explicitly state that you want to engage though, because he likely will not on his own, he’s shyyy..
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
If it’s after a long day, goodnight. Boom, might not even aftercare, just poof, out, snoring, it’s the cutest shit ever. Even in the morning or midday he might slip into a little accidental nap, but will wake with urgency, a sound that almost resembles waking up late for work and going “shit!!” Pull his clothes on and hustle out to get an earful from Drayton about sleeping with that girl and how it’s getting in the way. He drowns it out with the memories of the sounds of you saying his name.
how do you thjnk hms and whole (not hmsw, hms And whole. like heart&whole mind&whole etc) are like. what is their relationship w eachother
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anon I fucking love you I hope nothing bad ever happens to you 109 years of joy.
Will be saving myself right here by saying that ONLY our HMS are related, whole is not brother here, don't kill me. please I have a family.
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Heart is... complicated. Neither of them like any of this and considering the Juno Incident every loop has a good chance to kill Whole if he doesn't miss for once, so I don't think they'd have the best relationship. More Heart using Whole as an excuse for most things. They care to some degree, they have to, but the least of the three by a slim margin. Any interactions would be tense to say the least. In the earlier loops it would've been less bad, they would've had a better relationship. But also repeatedly and indirectly trying to kill you wouldn't be something that can be ignored after so many times
Mind looks up to him, definitely less than Soul. He still absolutely believes that he can live without the Heart for most of every loop. They don't end up interacting too much during the loops since Mind is usually busy having a crisis about the fact that having full control won't fix every one of his issues, but when they do it's mostly silent. Every once in a while one of them ends up infodumping at the other, Mind usually makes small gifts {sometimes with the help of the other two} to give him. Basically whenever they do interact they're very autistic about it and I love them for that
Soul is a queer. That one line in Two Wuv. Is it actually gay is it admiration or is it a secret evil 3rd thing will not be answered. But they absolutely look up to him a lot, more than the other two at least, Heart used him in an argument with Soul once and he cried. He is abnormal about him. Whole outside of headspace though is. Just Some Dude. so he sees Soul looking at him like star usually does and is. so confused. because that guy that looks like some sort of fucking demigod or something is treating him, a below average dude, like a god. Also consider unrequited yearning on Soul's side ☝️ picture that. Yes. That. Unless I'm feeling nice. These are my touys to play with
Adding in Darrell because I can. The chicken just spawned in one day according to Whole but he loves the little guy as much as Soul does
