#they're organized

[s3znl-gr3znl]

Terrified that people are gonna start rewatching Chicken Run and miss the point entirely.

[pocketofviolets]

currently making lists of all the books i want to but don’t have time to read

[the-wolfbats]

[waits for a post where I can give a seriously hammy semi- or legit angry rant with gifs]

[scottstappsavedme]

Holy carp!  I turn my back for one little minute, and the animal kingdom decides to lose it's collective shiz.  To wit: 

Killer whale returns, bides time ...

Shark gets bored with chum, jumps into boat

Not to be outdone, eagle ray jumps into boat, pins woman

Spiders take to the trees, form aerial death squads

Pigs run amok on I-40

And of course, deadly Egyptian cobra missing from Bronx Zoo, wanted to see for itself just how bad the Spiderman musical really is.

Thank goodness this Swedish boy was able to survive falling into a bear's den on his own.  The article doesn't mention it, but you can bet he was quietly humming a Creed song to himself as he let go and accepted death.

You're on notice animals!  Scott Stapp will not stand for this!  Scott Stapp is back from vacation, tanned rested and ready to fight back!  Scott Stapp will have his revenge, in this life - or the next.