Scott Stapp Saved Me

Inspired by this CNN headline "Norwegian boy fends off wolves with Creed song". The story of Scott Stapp's bravery has only begun to be told.

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Once again, a hero answers the call. Scott Stapp fends off Brood X 17-year cicadas with Creed song.

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It’s been a minute since I last updated this account, but if ever there was a time for Scott Stapp to shine, NOW IS THE TIME FOR SCOTT STAPP TO SHINE.

Scott Stapp fends off murder hornets with Creed song.

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Illinois man fends of Mittens with Creed song.

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Sarasota woman fends of muscovy duck with Creed song.

You will rake legs until they're a bloody mess no more! 

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Houston couple fends off dry turkey with Creed song.

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I'm so conflicted.  Does Scott Stapp fend off this armed menace .. or try and win it over to our side and enlist its aid?  It's obviously a ruthless, fearless bastard - but can it be trusted?

WHAT TO DO??

via The MarySue

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Houston man fends off African Crested Rat with Creed song.

"Giant African rat kills predators with poisonous hair."

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Owl declares war on man.  West Virginia man fends off owl with Creed song ... 80 years ago!

Don't think for a minute that being from the past is going to save you, owl.

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rocketfeathers:

Panda, why you gotta be an asshole ?!

Oh, that's some bullshit Panda.  You must be new.

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Scott Stapp is totally fine with this.

chaplinnn:

PUNK ROCK KITTTTTTY!

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Florida woman fends off sturgeon with Creed song.  Beware of flying sturgeons.

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Air Traffic Control fends off turtles with Creed song.

March of Turtles Snags JFK

Running over turtles is not healthy for them nor is it good for our tires.

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Holy carp!  I turn my back for one little minute, and the animal kingdom decides to lose it's collective shiz.  To wit: 

Killer whale returns, bides time ...

Shark gets bored with chum, jumps into boat

Not to be outdone, eagle ray jumps into boat, pins woman

Spiders take to the trees, form aerial death squads

Pigs run amok on I-40

And of course, deadly Egyptian cobra missing from Bronx Zoo, wanted to see for itself just how bad the Spiderman musical really is.

Thank goodness this Swedish boy was able to survive falling into a bear's den on his own.  The article doesn't mention it, but you can bet he was quietly humming a Creed song to himself as he let go and accepted death.

You're on notice animals!  Scott Stapp will not stand for this!  Scott Stapp is back from vacation, tanned rested and ready to fight back!  Scott Stapp will have his revenge, in this life - or the next.

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Houston man fends off basset hound with Creed song.

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Vermont man fends off squirrel with Creed song.

BENNINGTON, Vt. — A Bennington neighborhood is being stalked by a renegade gray squirrel, but a Vermont state veterinarian says it's possible the animal is upset because it's homesick for the people who raised it.  At least three people on East Street in Bennington say they've been attacked by a squirrel over the last few weeks.

"A tame squirrel is a loose cannon sometimes."

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Scott Stapp is coming for you hitman monkey ...

fuckyeahdementia:

hitman monkey

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Houston woman fends off wombat with Creed song.