#they're ugly

[negrowhat]

Butter yellow linen suits paired with powder blue floral ties for their wedding was...a choice.

[mxchabunni]

seeing girls i went to high school and college with getting engaged to the most scruffy dog bitten men i've ever seen

[hislittleraincloud]

It’s that funko doll that’s making him and Agnes.

Funkos aren't dolls, bro. They're vinyl figures (not action figures, since they don't move, and not figurines, because they're generally too large to be called that, w the exception of the tiny/mini ones). And they're cheaply priced vinyl figures, because I don't think sumya even been inside a Kid Robot store where other vinyl figures run for hundreds of dollars.

I used to collect the small vinyl (and they$$$$$ were part of what my cuntrag ex tossed), and only have a few now. I was a full on 45yo with big Wide Eyes when my ancient father bought me a couple of the Warhol mini Dunnys at the Warhol exhibit the last time I saw my parents before the pandemic. It was funny to see a 77yo guy get excited when he got this from a blind:

Not my pic/mine is sitting on my cluttered shelf next to the Andy-shaped one. Ofc it's the 666 one. 😒

BUT I digress.

Funkos are a whole different animal when it comes to collecting since the motherfuckers don't like to make figures that are in great demand and instead waste everyone's time with niche shit 3 people are gonna buy. And who in the goddamn fuck greenlit the Bram Stoker's Dracula set from the movie without a FUCKING Mina Harker figure? Or a Jonathan Harker figure? All there is is fucking Dracula and Van Helsing.

FIVE fucking Dracula figures and no Mina or Jonathan or even fucking Lucy.

Is that so fucking hard? If AI can create it in seconds, I think fkn Funko can yanno...produce something that will make a collection complete, since the WHOLE GODDAMN POINT OF THE MOVIE WAS DRACULA STALKING MINA 🥲

ANYWAY.

You're talking about this garbage then

As much as I adore Agnes, I don't really care for the figure (but will probably end up getting her anyway 😒). She would look more Agnes if she had her little autograph book in her arm and a set of keys in her hand.

And what's with Season 1 Tyler? What is that shit? He wasn't in his straitjacket for S2, he was a shirtless twink with a shock collar on until he escaped Willowhill.

I should just crowdfund a 3D printer so I can make my own. This is what he should look like

I'd much rather have that than the garbage Funko is churning out.

[beansieboi]

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[gferamos]

Something in my brain compelled me to draw this

[martianbugsbunny]

The old dash was better. It was simpler and more compact, so I didn't feel like I wanted my brain to explode just so I could stop looking at it. It was easier to navigate (I needed help from a friend to even figure out where the hell they moved my drafts to).

And not only is the new dash ugly and, despite Tumblr staff's intentions, not particularly user-friendly (I legitimately believe it's less user-friendly than the old one, which I, as a user, can judge pretty darn well) they've altered the way my feed looks too. If I search a tag that I want to browse through, say for a ship I like, I can only see like two posts side by side instead of three. This means I can see less content and it takes longer to see.

Really irritated. These changes were not for the better.

[downsiideup]

happy glarg day!!!!!

it aint gay if it’s a tuesday

[2oppositesidesof1coin]

While I love the reboot I still maintain that whoever designed the human characters needs to be fired.