#theyareinsane

[blindsparklymaryb]

"What's going on here?" Ha ha absolutely nothing!

These photos do not show two people who look related. They just look like two random people, and of course it is blurry. If anything it looks like two photos of people with a similar expression.

Just because you say they look alike here does not make it true. It makes you look insane.

[tiamasterofthezomborgs]

So my family gets together once a week for dinner.....

My Dad: So I took my kids through Nevada a couple weeks ago...                    

Random Family Friend (guy): I’m soooo sorry........ FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!!

My friend Don: Anyone want to take shots of Thousand Island?

Uncle Rob: Nah *whispering* not in public.

Random Family Friend: It’s better if ya snort it.

Don: Did you hear about Bannon’s melted bath tub, like a Breaking Bad kinda thing?

Dad: Meth in the White House, that explains everything....

Rob: I heard he was an erotic dancer... Oh wait... That was a dream

My 3 year old cousin started running around screaming TIME FOR WINE TIME FOR BEER TIME FOR BEER TIME FOR BEER TIME FOR WINE TIME FOR GRASSHOPPERS

Random Family Friend: Actually, I don’t think insects would be Trump supporters what with all that anti environment stuff, but they are liking all my alcohol.

Uncle Jim: What exactly is a hanger steak?

Rob: It’s a muscular flap of meat, Jim.

Don: I’m thinking of taking on a diva persona.

Rob: I’m one myself.

Don: Excellent! Let’s meet for tea!

Don: Don’t we supposedly have 7000 slaves of Mars?

Random Family Friend: No no no no no, that’s the dark side of the moon.

Rob: I do believe we call them indentured servants now.

Don: I’m gonna steal a goat and sacrifice it during the eclipse.

Random Family Friend: We got ourselves a wood fired computer.

Then for the next hour everybody (12 of us in total) was quoting Monty Python...

[somedetailsinthefabric]

Fucked up Halloween kidz. #starbucks #themaine #wigs #makeup #theyareinsane (at Starland Ballroom)