#theyre learning

[x-raykinks]

Why do pornbots have such good names now?

[capt-snoozles]

as if i just watched a kangaroo wait to cross the road

[k1ngtok1]

THE BOTS ARE GETTING SMARTER

[chainsawworld]

Hey she didn't cough up blood this time!

[robinbuckled]

all these stupid ass teenage boys on tiktok think they can get girls to fall in love with them just by playing cherry by harry styles on guitar and you know what? they’re correct i’m gonna simp

[mwub]

I love how everyone tries to romanticize the idea of Natsu and Lucy having an amazing first kiss... When in reality they are both inexperienced idiots who have no idea what they're doing especially Natsu.

It would probably be something more like this

No idea where to put hands, noses and teeth are a thing and what's breathing, Natsu don't know her🤣

While awkward as hell the idea of them not getting it perfect but trying anyways as long as it's together is so cute

”We can work on that”

[ask-bae-pyoun]

ew children are gross all they do is piss anda spit all over everything how tf do u like them???

Babies are only like that for about two months (sometimes less sometimes more it depends) and then they start learning how to do things. You literally get to see them interact with things for the very first time in their lives. You get to see them learn about things and see how curious they are and how eager they are to know even more things, and you get to be there with them to guide them and help them and it's kind of amazing.

[askbeelzebub]

Are you going to talk to Asmodeus? What are you going to say to him? He seems pretty upset, I think he wants to talk to you. He had kind of an argument with your son (Adam, not Damien, obviously), but I think they're okay now.

Beelzebub holds the teddy bear tightly. “I- I do need to speak with him. I just don’t know what to say..” They shake their head. “But I can’t avoid this, can I?”