#theystories

[techkittena]

like father, like daughter @theystories

[stardustghost-a]

@theystories​ said: “★!”

send me a ‘★’ if you’re not a coward actually like my blog | always accepting

war  formed;    catch me eagerly supporting all your muses with swords!  especially a certain angel who can nerd out over books with romana

[bauchief]

@theystories​

[bowise-blog1]

@theystories.

“Something’s bothering you,” Cad states quite neutrally; it isn’t a question, after all, he just knows these things, particularly when they concern his friends. He blows on the cup of tea in his hand, a classic mint that he has also pushed on Dav, while observing his friend from across the rim. “Did Joy also trick you into thinking Bee Movie was a documentary?”

[pepperboxed-blog]

@theystories ( sc )

If there could be a stranger sight than a grey-skinned goliath surrounded by small, cloaked figures, all yelling out in a language Percival cannot understand, and seemingly much of the same words, Percy isn’t sure what that sight might be. He blinks at this humanoid through the bars of his cell. This is it: Percy has either died or gone mad. It was only a matter of time, really.

Clutching his Pepperbox, he nevertheless calls out, as the merry band of tiny figures rush around the room to stab his captors and empty their pockets: “Hello? Mister, uh, Goliath, sir.” His voice is raw and small. He has rarely spoken in the time he’s been here. He doesn’t even know how long he’s been here. Months, probably. Years? Maybe one or two, there’s really no way of telling. “Could I, uh, interest you in a deal?” There are all of 500 gold pieces on his person, which is quite a lot of money for an adventuring party. Perhaps he can buy his freedom.

[thaegeiro]

theystories replied to your post: i genuinely unironically love that all threads...

Az vc: put that dead body back where u found it or so help me god

[soleiltm]

@theystories​ for jason

❛ I'm surprised you ain’t neva’ heard a’ her, she’s, like, one a’ the biggest artists in the world right now. Plus, she’s real pretty. ❜ The brunette follows right beside the other, walking through the aisle of Target. They were here to get a vinyl of Megan Thee Stallion’s latest album. And, well, Hannah was set on getting some junk food.  ❛ I really gotta’ get cha’ on TikTok or on Twitter or somethin’. ❜

[bauresurrected]

@theystories​ / sc. / gideon 

“no, that’s not - no, certainly not. that’s not happening, no.” emily prentiss is staring down a raccoon. she’s a formidable person. between spending time growing up in countries that spoke in languages she’d yet to hear until she moved there and slipping into other people’s skin in interpol, she’d like to consider herself tough as nails. 

but it is her third week in the bau and there’s a raccoon on her desk? 

“you see that too, right?”