#thick fat

[parasolladyansy]

PKMN x CCS Clear Card - Siege (Cetitan)

I have to go repost all the Clear Cards on IG, so I figured I’d take the chance to share my Siege card, too ^u^

Siege is a defensive / trapping card, caging just about anything in a very soft, bouncy cube. Cetitan is more spherical, but it does have the ability Thick Fat, so there’s that lol XD

[agentthirsty]

Thick Fat Thursday

[art-g0blin-draws]

Redraw time!

In the midst of my Snorlax obsession, I decided to redraw my old regional variant of Snorlax and make it into an alternate evolution for munchlax, because wordplay is fun.

Snowlax!

The Hibernator Pokemon

Height: 7' 3''

Weight: 1,180.6 lbs

Gender ratio: 88.14% Male, 11.86% Female

Experience growth: 1,250,000 points - slow

Capture Rate: 25

Base egg steps: 10,240

Egg group: Monster

Flavor text:

"It comes down from the mountains every summer to stockpile berries and other food in its fur. Blankets made from the fur of this pokemon are said to be so warm and comfortable that those who own one have trouble leaving their beds. All snowlax fur is harvested ethically by picking up the fur it sheds in its den.

Snowlax live near snowy mountain peaks in deep mountain caves. Though they live solitary existences, the lack of predators leave Wild snowlax usually passive and non-combative. They will often pull lost pokemon and people out of the blizzards that frequent their habitats, and allow them to stay in their caves until the harsh weather subsides.

Though typically friendly, Snowlax become particularly aggressive during the spring mating season, and while caring for their young. If threatened or challenged, they will utilize a variety of moves that capitalize on their ice typing, freezing opponents solid."

Notable moves:

Ice punch

Avalanche

Icicle crash

Triple axel

Hail

Curse

Amnesia

Rest

Slack off

Counter

Ice fang

[paperxdolls]

"Thick" is just another way of saying I'm fat. It's not a compliment.

[verysheep]

I'm so so sorry

[steveover600]

Thick fat.

[pochqmqri]

It took me this long to realize that Tepig and Pignite have Thick Fat as their Hidden Ability, and changes to Reckless upon Evolving to Emboar

[theotherboywhonevergrewup]

Yo momma's so fat, she must be resistant to Fire- and Ice-type moves.