Sep 1, 2025
Getting schooled in the art of theft — course catalog includes:
Pickpocket for Beginners (oops sorry was that your heart?)
Art Theft 201 (leave a fake… or don’t, we’re not your mom)
The Long Con (how long is too long?)
Break and Take (the art of B&E, bring your own crowbar)
Disguise Design (hoodies, sunglasses, questionable wigs)
Forgery 101 (fake IDs, fake art, fake alibis, real drama)
Charm Offensive (weaponized smirks, extra credit for dimples)
enroll today. tuition is… negotiable.