Mar 16, 2017
Hans & Janus as cats tbh "Lemme fuckin-" "No, my dude." "Imma kick they ass listen they said some shit!" "I know bro let it go." "I gotta kick they ass!" "M8, shhhh it's not worth it."
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Hans & Janus as cats tbh "Lemme fuckin-" "No, my dude." "Imma kick they ass listen they said some shit!" "I know bro let it go." "I gotta kick they ass!" "M8, shhhh it's not worth it."
Hans Gruber Certified Bully™️
Hans: I hate my friends so fucking much.
Jak: I don’t know you.
Janus: I’m only your friend in the hopes I’ll be in your will so that when I murder you the massive inheritance you leave will be my bail and bribe money.
Hans: You are in my will.
Janus: Really? What’d you leave me?
Hans: An old Playboy. And a sock.
Jak: SHIT!
If you called Hans a "bastard" he'd pull out his birth certificate and silently point out the two signatures on it.
Hans is seriously considering getting more tattoos just cause he knows it'll fuck Keira up
Despite his previous, almost blatantly abhorrent treatment of Ivon deep down Hans is very protective of his son and has very violent reactions towards people that hurt Ivon that aren't him including the time period where the abuse was on going. Needless to say most of these people do not survive Hans' backlash.