lardo and bitty steal clothes constantly. holster’s collection of ugly hawaiian shirts? the weird dad shirts? lardos worn all of them at least twice. bitty takes everyones fucking jacket. once he starts living in the haus no one is safe. he even showed up in a sharks hoodie once, ofc with ransom’s bomber jacket over it, because boi doesnt care about style when its -20 outside bc Death is Upon Them. they use their size to their advantage bc theyre both so small they fit in everyone elses clothes. do u think lardo gives a fuck that holsters gross broncos hoodie is so huge it goes down past her knees? NO. bitty has more reservations, but once he and jack come out 40% of what he wears is all jacks clothes like!! stop him!! clothes stealing thieves! everyone else thinks its cute but annoying and they are powerless to stop lardo from leaving the haus in shittys burkenstocks, chowders samwell shirt, and ransoms compression shorts to go get the mail.