#things dogs do

[krumpkin]

So true 😄

[what-is-going-on-even]

Me: has cheese

My dog: “Do you mind if I take up permanent residence up your ass because I WANT THAT CHEESE”

[kursed-arcana]

Shout out to my dog who has decided its no longer enough to make eye contact with me when she goes to the bathroom, but that she must make eye contact with me while I go as well. Not to mention that the longer im on the toilet she has to get closer to me until she jumps up and puts her front paws on my lap.

[snowlessknitter]

My dog is being a bit of a dumbass today. She was outside with my dad and my brother earlier this afternoon while brother was visiting and she apparently decided to eat leaves while she was out there. Guess who’s now having to clean up the stuff coming out of her stomach? Me. Thankfully, she doesn’t do this all the time. I hope she’s gotten all the leaves out by now.

[sinnyclair]

Dog-like things I do

Wait at the door for my mom to take me out sometime that day

Happily rushes towards things and people I love

Likes getting affection

Won't leave you for anything in the world and will stay by your side

Gets excited easily

Is really good at cheering people up with what I do

[sadandlazycollegekid]

I bought my dog the cutest stuffed duck toy today and literally five minutes later I went downstairs to check on her and saw nothing but cotton leading down the stairs and the only thing going around in my head was “oh shit, please tell me this bitch didn’t just become a murderer.”

[bigfat-turd]

Tyson was playing w a rubber toy pig and jax was sitting at the door just watching and he looked over at me all sad and I said "gettttttt it !!!" and he just TAKES off and bowls ty over 😂😂😂

[rum-inspector]

Woke up in the middle of the night as the dog was trying to bury a slimy chunk of cheese under my pillows. Not cool.