#dog memes

[sleepybluehaze]

[sleepy-toaster]

Me and my dog have multiple sleeping positions that we choose and usually it comes in stages (note she is a boxer racing dog mix heavy on the boxer for size ref)

Stage 1: doggy bread bowl

Pretty much I make a bowl with my legs and she sleeps in it. During this time she likes it when I hug her, pet her, or kiss her head to help make her fall asleep

Stage 2: I wanna be close to one limb

She often rolls in her sleep and my legs cramp so by the second hour she is hugging my leg while I play on my phone because petting her will wake her up

Stage 3: spoon me papa

Somehow always migrates to the top of the bed and we pretty much spoon. At this point she’s semi awake and I’m semi asleep but conscious enough that I use her as a table to read

Stage 4: “the creation of Adam” aka toe touching

She migrates downwards and now I’m fully awake and annoyed. So usually her back paw is touching my foot and she usually kicks it in her sleep

Stage 5: fuck off so we can sleep

We both are actually tired and both want our two hours of deep sleep so she goes onto the floor in her dog bed and I fall asleep fully. This is when we sleep deepest and away from each other.

Stage 6: LET ME IN YOUR SKIN

she wakes up and feels the sudden need to be extremely close. Will wake me up and try to get under my clothes so she can be skin to skin and then proceed to sleep very very awkwardly and o sweat to death

Stage 7: BLANKIE TIME :D

She gets tired of me and wants to be under my blanket but I’m the bread bowl so she’ll nudge my legs into position and sleep under my blanket

Stage 8: ITS TIME TO WAKE THE FUCK UP

Emerges at 8 am precisely and pounces on me till I wake up. Goes potty gets fed and I go back to bed which she do the spoon again till about 9 when I fully wake up

The princess in question

It’s her world and I’m just living in it

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[ketchuplaser]

[goodtransgirl]

~Samoyed use Lick on Trainer~

~Lick is Super Effective~

~Trainer is infatuated and immobilized by love!~

[sleepybluehaze]

[sleepybluehaze]