#things gross

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So . . . this dude hides in the tank of toilets to get hisself some ladies.

Police say he was covered in, um. . . you know.

So if you're single and you're prone to whining about your love life, kiddies, just print this out and look at it from time-to-time.

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Romney: Sleazy and Gross

I know, I know: "Lizzie stop reading the HuffPo." I can't help it, kids... 'specially when I see shit like this.

Mitt Romney, who was governor of my home state for reasons I cannot begin to understand, campaigning in Chicago, had a little pizza for lunch... and he sent the leftovers to the Barack Obama campaign office!

Isn't that just sleazy? 

He's so sleazy and gross. HE'S GROSS!

Like, that's just straight-up disrespectful. Ya know? An' am I crazy, or is there somethin' just racist about a rich white dude saying that to our black president: "Here, peasant. Eat my leftover pizza. Because I know you can't afford your own" Cuz that's how it reads to me. Smug and racist and GROSS! HE'S SO GROSS! He's like the creepy old dude with the creepy grin and the hair, who's all "come here, little boy. I've got some candy for ya. Ha ha ha ha." BLECHHH!

Then, get this, then: he says he likes Obama, but Mr. President just don't got the leadership experience.

BITCH: He just spent three years in the White House, how much more leadership experience you need? You can only get another four years' worth of experience up in that manse, you know what I'm sayin'? Romney got all kindsa leadership experience here in Massachusetts, an' he still came up with the same healthcare plan it took Barack Obama & co. three weeks to get. 

Mitt Romney: EASY PEASY WET AND SLEAZY.

Wurk it out, Mitt Romney. You're gross. 

And sleazy.

(Mitt Romney. Gross.)

(And sleazy.)

(And gross.)