#things i misread

[cairfrey]

I misread this as "Plymouth will be banning a dessert" and I was livid. Then I reread it.

Sure, the bank thing sucks, but at least they aren't banning desserts!

[trafficmetime]

Always wear your salt belt

[trafficmetime]

I wanna spend the rest of my sensei with you

[too-jung-for-you]

I read that ‘murder room’.

[theaviatorcast]

My grandmother encrusted my mother to a friend.

Alex Griffith 

[the-spoonicorn]

I just misread "chicken" as "dildo"

[ichimeansone]

'top 10 funniest blowjobs'