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Communism, duh

My parents and I were watching cops and my dad was like

Dad:don't touch my peepee

Me:that's rape and isn't a joke

My mom: maybe he's playing hard to get

Me:man rape is still rape

Mom: maybe he's like.. officer don't touch my peepee

* deepens voice*

....Touch my balls

13.4.14

Me: He always looks like he's about to cry

M: Do you think it's because of his facial hair?

Me: No, it's- what?

M: Well, you know, the way it's wrapped around his face. It makes him look sad.

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