#thingsmymumsays

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Communism, duh

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I have finishes shops so I wool pick u up somewhere in parks of the shoppings

Jennifer Cunnifer

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Minute Physics: Higgs Boson and Mass

This occurred while watching this video explaining the Higgs Boson. http://youtu.be/ASRpIym_jFM

MinutePhysics: You and I and Swiss cheese clearly have Mass, because we have the beautiful luxury of being able to sit still.

Mum: How does that prove the Big Bang? What a load of rubbish.

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Perth Drivers

Mum: It's raining, make sure you drive nice and slow so it's safe!

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Online courses

Mum: Why don't you print out all your research for all your units and then all your assignments and keep them in a physical file? It was pretty dumb of you to keep it all digital, I thought you were smarter than that.

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Driving

Mum: you can't drive a 4wd. You're a girl.

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Stretched Ears

I have my ears stretched to 6mm, and just walked in wearing new mother of pearl earrings.

Mum: Those are disgusting, it makes you look disfigured. Like some sort of dirty homeless person who can't keep their ears small.

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Relationships

My boyfriend and I have been dating for 7 years, since high school, but still both live separately with our parents. We just graduated from university last year.

Me: I'm going to (boyfriend)'s house tonight. Mum: You're not even in a real relationship. If you were you'd be living together and married by now. It's just some sort of arrangement.